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Porn detectives...

OK DL porn sleuths, skip to the 42-minute mark of the porno linked below. Yes, it’s water sports. Yes, it’s my kink. No shame.

What is going on with the two "actors" in this scene? Truly bizarre. It’s like Jocelyn Wildenstein and Carrot Top had a baby, then dropped it in a vat of silicone and raised it on hair extensions and regret.

What is their story. Because honestly, what the fuck. Freaks is an understatement.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2025 5:57 AM

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2025 5:22 AM

The one with the gold foil $ necklace has a big hot cock and a tight body. His face isn't so destroyed. If he's a good fuck I would have done him in my 40s.

The other one is a hard living whore with muscles no body fat, and at his age, that means the skin slides around like loose plastic wrap on a smoked ham. His face is laser peeled and plumped and atrocious but no more so than a lot of rich ladies, to which OP has accurately made reference.

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2025 5:48 AM

R1 it's my superpower.

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2025 5:54 AM

Both of them have lips so overstuffed they look like prolapsed assholes.

by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2025 5:57 AM
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