Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest role is ‘very temporary’ Astronomer spokesperson
ust when we thought the Coldplay Jumbotron controversy had run its course, Gwyneth Paltrow has entered the chat.
The Academy Award-winning actress and Goop founder appeared in a new – and very funny – ad for Astronomer, the tech firm whose former CEO and human resources chief launched a million memes after being shown on a Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert last week.
“I’ve been hired on a very temporary basis to speak on behalf of the 300-plus employees at Astronomer,” Paltrow said in the clip shared on the company’s Instagram on Friday night, adding that Astronomer had received “a lot of questions over the last few days.”
In addition to her other hats, Paltrow, of course, is also the famously “consciously uncoupled” ex-wife of Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, who at a concert in Boston last week inadvertently revealed an intimate moment between two top executives at Astronomer – who were seen embracing but immediately ducked from view – during a performance of Coldplay’s “Jumbotron Song.”
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 28, 2025 12:35 AM
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Get a real job, trash bag!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 26, 2025 9:59 PM
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We need you to film "Shakespeare In Love II"- and record a Country album!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 26, 2025 10:03 PM
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terrible timeline. endless trolling.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 26, 2025 10:11 PM
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The commentators at YouTube don't seem to get the joke.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 26, 2025 10:11 PM
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This will raise everyone's opinion of Astromer and their smart stewardship of funds/
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 26, 2025 10:12 PM
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She has tolerance for infidelity. Or maybe she is helping Chris stave off some future invasion of privacy suit by the caught in headlight lovers.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 26, 2025 10:31 PM
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Unclench, bitches. I thought it was well done and fairly funny. Kudos to Gwynnie.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 26, 2025 10:42 PM
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My dearest Gwynnie will look absolutely fabulous in this role. Didn't you know? Gwynnie spent three years wearing Ben Affleck's large testicles as a nightly facemask. Ben's scrotal sweat did wonders for her complexion. She hasn't aged a day since! I am so proud of her.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 27, 2025 12:55 AM
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Why doesn’t she do something with her hair?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 27, 2025 2:58 AM
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the something done with her hair is its lawng and blondugh
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 27, 2025 3:13 AM
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Her eye lift is the worse I’ve ever seen.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 27, 2025 3:30 AM
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How can we ever miss her if she won't go away?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 27, 2025 12:47 PM
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Does Astronomer not know they have HD video now?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 28, 2025 12:35 AM
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