White Trash Lauren Boebert's White Trash Son Now Charged With Child Abuse

Mother of the year!

Clearly, she instilled those good Christian MAGA values in her children.

That little felonious fuck gives off such small dick energy.

[quote] Boebert characterized the incident as "a miscommunication on monitoring my young grandson that recently led to him getting out of our house."

What the hell does that even mean? Were they all passed out drunk and the kid crawled out of the house and into the street?

Statistically speaking, the offspring of trailer park teen mothers are more likely to end up in prison than college.

[quote] In September 2022, Tyler flipped his father's SUV into a Garfield County creek bed, resulting in his passenger suffering multiple concussions and a severely lacerated hand. He was ticketed for careless driving, with Garfield County prosecutors eventually dropping his case down to a "defective vehicle for headlights" ticket under a plea deal.

Talk about white privilege. If anyone else had done that, they'd be serving jai time.

R6, I suspect not merely jail time, but depending on the defendant, it could well be detention and deportation now.

..shocking..

Did he get his GED yet? He can follow in mamas foot steps.

Let's recap, shall we?

1. Bobo's ex pulled out his prick and exposed it to an underaged teen girl and did jail time for "lewd indecency."

2. Bobo's son rolled his SUV and injured his friend.

3. Bobo's son was arrested and charged with felony theft.

4. Bobo's son knocked up his girlfriend when he was just 17.

4. Bobo got her tits felt up and gave a handy to a dude in a theater.

5. Bobo's son got charged with misdemeanor child abuse.

Yet this bitch dares to call herself a "Christian" with "traditional values" while screaming about the lack of moral values on the left.

Fuck her and her ignorant ass.

The US government is now in the hands of trailer park trash: those with money, like Trump and family, and then broke ass bitches like this Boebert cunt.

Grandma Boobert is DESPERATE to become Sarah Palin.

R12 Boobert make Sarah Palin look like Mrs. Cleaver.

Her son will be dead by age 27, either as the result of drunk driving, an overdose, a murder from a drug deal gone wrong, or acute cirrhosis of the liver.

And BoBo will blame it on "wokeness" and drag queens reading to kids in libraries.

Isn’t that grandchild a Mexican? It should be deported.

R10 Wasn't there a rumor going around for a while that it was Bobo who was actually driving the SUV when it flipped, and she fled the scene because she was drunk and pinned the accident on her son?

If only the grand baby had a gun, this wouldn’t have happened!

R16 American Muckrakers made the allegation, but they were never able to prove it.

I have no doubt BoBo would drive drunk and flee and put the blame on her son. It's all so Lana Turner-Cheryl Crane-ish.

I feel sorry for the baby. Poor kid doesn't stand a chance of growing up in a safe environment.

R10 Don't forget that this white trash cunt has a string of arrests herself.

the baby mama was under aged and Mexican. the baby mama is the only 1 who works. he recorded their sexual encounters and was facing ch*ld porn charges

This is the pedo party so not shocked.

This is still my favorite BoBo moment (next to her being caught on camera give an over the pants handy).

She starts out guns blazing in this hearing, thinking she's got this guy on the ropes, claiming he voted to remove public urination as a criminal offense. He takes the wind out of her sails in about 30 seconds and leaves her with absolutely nothing left to say.

Is she the bitch who’s fucking kid rock?

First date first base Boebert

R24 The one and only.

R25 Pfft. They slide right into home plate.

[quote]Her son will be dead by age 27, either as the result of drunk driving, an overdose, a murder from a drug deal gone wrong, or acute cirrhosis of the liver. And BoBo will blame it on "wokeness" and drag queens reading to kids in libraries.

That’s a Sarah Palin move…who blamed Obama for all of her trash son’s criminal behavior.

@R23, the cuntess is so concerned about public urination, but she has no problem giving out hand jobs in a public place.

R29 Fuck you! No bodily fluids were expelled!

Trump Pardon Forthcoming........

But I bet some oozed.

R28 I had forgotten about that.

Stupid bitch takes no accountability for being a shitty parent and tries to pin her son's criminal behavior on the black president.

That Boebert woman and her entire family are such common trash.

She's a tattooed whore.

whore

90s era. ha. old ho

R35 What kind of idiot gets a tattoo of tree branches growing out of her cooter?

R38 One branch for each child she had before the age of 21

A trashbag whore, r38.

R39 Seriously? Gross.

The homely girl with the hot bod.

If it were just a case of the baby getting out, then it would be neglect. There is more to the story than Ho-bert is telling.

Full bush?

Landing strip?

Completely shaved?

nothing hot about maga. just another below average looking wig wearing grifter who barely passed a ged. unqualified and butt ugly

plumb bob chin

I agree he will probably be dead by 27 R14. I'll also throw in as a possible COD a drunken ATV wreck.

I worked in Missouri for 20 years and just about everybody I encountered in the Ozarks had some family member that died in an ATV wreck.

R47 Tell me about it.

R43 Yeah, her whole statement made no sense. Of course, she's covering up something worse. That's the MAGA way. Lie, lie, lie!

I was wondering what W H O R E would let him ejaculate inside her. Here be the W H O R E.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face.

R50 Her face screams "chola girl."

R50 And of course, there's one of those tacky silver Christmas trees behind them. All that's missing is the painting of dogs playing poker on the wall.

It would work out quite well for everyone if he’s dead by 27

Maybe if he keeps those eyebrows he won’t have any more “accidents”.

The little fuck should stop trying to grow facial hair. Ain't gonna work.

R52 Aye, papi!

R17 nailed it

The GOP put Boebert up for office to stop her poisoning voters with her pork sliders (not a euphemism).

OMG, r59, not just diarrhea, but *bloody* diarrhea.

[quote] her pork sliders (not a euphemism).

That just made me laugh out loud. Well done!

🙃 R61

Does he have an OnlyFans??

Does his mother?

In Rifle, Colorado, the future owner of Shooters Grill delivered a baby “shotgun” in her truck.

My COD for Junior is when the Bigass Mexican Baby beats the fuck out of him.

"In Rifle, Colorado, the future owner of Shooters Grill delivered a baby “shotgun” in her truck."

It's because until the broke ass bitch became a ward of the Federal government and received health insurance, she didn't have two god damned dimes to rub together to go to a hospital.

Boebert is trash *personified* She checks off every box on the list and then some.

There aren't many things that DLers can agree on but one thing we can all agree on is that Lauren Boebert is a white trash whore.

She has a VERY ugly face that matches who she is inside.

Purr, purr Whore Spawn.

Maybe Trump should deport the Latina grandbaby momma. How do we know she isn't here illegally? And take the baby too.

[quote]In 2010, when she was 23, her neighbor called the police on Boebert's loose pit bulls, which were allegedly threatening her and her dogs' lives,

The bitch even had pit bulls. Checks every box for stereotypical trash.

I’m still hoping that insane kid shoots the whole family.

How many damn kids does this skank have?

This bitch is a Sagittarius they can be trashy

Her chin implant looks like she picked CC Deville's guitar pick off the bar room floor and took it to her tattoo artist for installation m

Some DLers pointed out the her slightly off-color large nose and glasses made it look like he's wearing Groucho Marc novelty glasses. I think of that whenever I see her.

they all have a record, excluding the baby mama who is the most sensible person in this group

R65 And that story appears to be complete BS, too. Records show she gave birth to all of her kids in the hospital. This bitch lies as frequently as she gives hand jobs.

R79 I wouldn't call choosing to fuck the tiny-dicked spawn of Satan and getting knocked up "sensible."

Give him a facial and send him to the gym and he'd be a popular bottom.

R82 I'd rather have him enjoy his bottom popularity in prison and not at the gym.

How did I miss this thread until now? How unsurprising. Jana Duggar, of all people, had a similar charge brought up. But for her it was truly the case of a kid escaping. I think she took a nap. The oldest Duggar girl who had more child rearing responsibilities than her rabbit of mother was probably exhausted and frazzled. But you just know it's alcohol, drugs or some other dysfunction in the Boebert household.

[QUOTE]Talk about white privilege. If anyone else had done that, they'd be serving jai time.

R6 - What was pretty awful about the accident is that his friend's injury was severe enough that he essentially lost his career as a welder due to the hand injury. And you know there are so many good jobs available for disabled 20 year olds with just a high school education. He said he refuses to sue, so maybe he's being passed $$$ somehow.

[QUOTE]Wasn't there a rumor going around for a while that it was Bobo who was actually driving the SUV when it flipped, and she fled the scene because she was drunk and pinned the accident on her son?

R16 - She was actually involved in a separate accident of her very own where she put her pickup in a ditch. It was one of number of charges she failed to appear in court for. I believe the pork slider contagion was another because she didn't have a permit/license to sell food at the music festival.

[QUOTE]Maybe Trump should deport the Latina grandbaby momma. How do we know she isn't here illegally?

At the time of the Gigantic Prop Baby's ©️ birth, it was reported that one of baby mama's parents was undocumented. I'm sure Boebert's office expedited a citizenship process (unless it's the other grandma and she's prettier).

[QUOTE]just about everybody I encountered in the Ozarks had some family member that died in an ATV wreck.

Yup, ATVs can be dangerous, especially in the hands of hillbillies. Either Jamie Lynn Spears or her offspring nearly got killed in an accident.

Actually, r47, would you believe the family has already been implicated in at least one ATV incident that involved a call to the police? They were known in their neighborhood for drinking and driving them around recklessly. They even knocked over a neighbor's mailbox.

Can you imagine living next to such criminal, hillbilly trash who have some actual power and influence?

[quote]Pork Slider Contagion

Great drag name.

I love how the look in the "modeling" pictures are her as a blonde slut. So once they "found" the talent her serious person makeover was as a brunette with glasses for a "smarter" more serious look.

[quote]her serious person makeover was as a brunette with glasses for a "smarter" more serious look.

Too bad it failed so miserably.

The above poster is so correct about Boebert and her spawn checking every box on the white trash list.

So how many times will he be allowed to fuck up with no real consequences?

The son is a cute guy—for trash.

He looks like a fucking rodent.

Anyone wonder why he turned out the way he did?

[quote]Representative Lauren Boebert's eldest son, Tyler, was cited on July 11 and is facing a misdemeanor charge of child abuse. However, a statement from Boebert, a Colorado Republican, shared with Newsweek read in part that the event stemmed from a "miscommunication" and that Child Protective Services (CPS) had met with the family.

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my comment on the pic at R93 is that fortunately none of the boys got mom's witchy face. They were born trash but there is some hope.

R94 There is no hope for this trailer park crew.

I'd like to know more about this alleged "miscommunication" BoBo alleges that resulted in a child abuse charge against her son.

Something sounds quite fishy.

Didn't he get a new mugshot with the new charge? The one in the OP is from his B&E and credit card theft episode.

I think even Momma's Mussy wouldn't have this white trash loser. And her standards are fairly low.

[quote]How Lauren Boebert's Face Has Changed Over The Years, According To Our Plastic Surgeon

The Boebert family makes the Palins look decent, well, sorf of.

R99 I don’t think she got a nose job. If so, she needs a refund.