Nuclear war has been declared. You have room for ONE more person in your bunker.

I’d rather have the extra space

Why are people choosing Andy? I guess he's more fuckable than a few of these people. He could be cool in real life but it's gonna be rough couple of days watching that TV persona shatter. There won't be any coke.

I voted for Rupert Everett. At least he'd be interesting. Same for Wanda Sykes who is my second choice.

[quote] I’d rather have the extra space

Then go with Eicher. Having lived with a standup comedian I found that he and almost all of his friends are very small when they're not "on".

But I voted for Sam because I love a good muscle bottom daddy.

OP could have given us choices like Neil Patrick Harris, Matt Bomer, Wentworth Miller, Ricky Martin, Zachary Quinto, Colton Haynes, Jonathan Groff, Luke Macfarlane, Lance Bass, Cheyenne Jackson, Adam Lambert and Troye Sivan for the twink lovers but instead we get this ungodly menagerie of misfits.

It depends on so many things, OP. Are there other people in the bunker with me, and I’m just adding this extra person to save them? Will there be other survivors on earth who help rebuild society after the fallout clears and we emerge from multiple shelters or are you saying we’ll be the last two people on the planet? I’m trying to determine if I need this person for some delightful company or if I’ll need to stick my dick in them.

Colto.

I'll choose Sam Champion. She's a narcissist and will spend the time looking at herself in her hand mirror, so she won't bother me.

I am certainly going to crave meat in the post-apocalyptic world, so I choose Eichner, because he's the biggest and I would feel the fewest qualms about killing and devouring him,.

Billy Porter isn’t that obvious? Will he bring his wardrobe?

All of the men you picked are totally insufferable. I’d pick Jonathan Bailey over any of your make picks. But Wanda Sykes all the way!

Wanda should have been left out. She’s a no-brainer. Without her we have all the other queens to choose from, a real Hobson’s choice.

I would actually like having Wanda with me.

There’s ten more people who’re gonna die, I guess.

I would be torn between Robin, Sam and Anderson. Robin and Anderson have worked with the highest levels of the government and would know what the post-attack plans would be, I am sure they have inside information and likely their own bunkers anyways. Having Sam on board would be very strategic because he's a meteorologist, so he'll be able to give us an indication of what the fallout patterns would be and how to navigate the nuclear winter.

For fun I would tell Frankie, Billy P and Ellen that they are the final three and I they need to fight it out to see who wins, my bet would be on Billy P at that point.

This pole is useless without Vivian Vance.

I'd save Andy.

I choose the bomb.

[quote] I'd save Andy.

The advantage of Andy is that he could keep one eye on the bunker door to see if zombies are attempting to break in and another on the food to see that the other bunker mates don't steal more than their fair share of the limited food supply.

No Pete Buttegieg?

I need more information! Are any of the colored people from a voodoo Island? Do any of the remaining homosexuals know how the style hair and decorate?

sorry, no more room

Darn you, r15!

I came here to post exactly that!

Wanda is the least annoying of that bunch. Welcome, Wanda!

Rupert would spend the entire time. bitching about how he wasn't a big star due to homophobia.

I'd probably stay out of the shelter just to keep any of them from going in it.

Wanda has the biggest dick. So I choose her.

Frankie Grande just because he had a decent body and seems like he would be up for some really sleazy 3 AM sex.

If any one of them were in there I’d stay outside and take the blast.

I would rather risk being outside the bunker.

Wasn't there a season of "American Horror Story" where Ryan Murphy basically answered OP's question with "All of them"?

Martha Stewart of a HGTV handyman

Anderson cooper. I want someone smart who I can talk with and won’t become a liability

Ditto - Anderson. We could talk about the Vanderbilt mansions, the money trains, and how his ancestors basically invented conspicuous wealth.

I'd choose my dog.

If I could choose family or a pet I we this I’d choose my niece since she’s the youngest and if we ever got out would have the most years to build a life

I chose Frankie because he's the youngest and most fit. He's not my type at all, but he's upbeat.

People die alone all the time. In this situation, panic from someone else could make it worse.

I beat Ellen!

We came close during the Cuban MIssile Crisis. I was a kid but I knew President Kennedy was not about to let it happen. As a child, I knew he was a good man. Children know things.

Andrew Garfield

I'll take nuclear annihilation.

I wouldn’t want to survive a nuclear war so I’d pick Wanda and let her french wife lock me out “accidentally”.

I choose Luke Macfarlane.

Wanda Sykes would be a hard worker and she is overall the least irritating.

Rupert Everett would be entertaining and at least doesn't eat much but he’s too neurotic.

Anderson Cooper wouldn’t eat much but would be irritating and cold.

Wanda, I guess.

My dogs

These are the choices that you give me? No thanks. John Waters if he had been a choice. Otherwise I'm good alone (I'm a woman so it's not like I'd be missing out on sex or anything).

Who is responsible for this list??? OP, clearly needs some time out from posting to rethink his wrongs.

Sam Smith. If I only had an hour to live, I'd want someone there who'd make it feel like forever.

R46, you might bore John Waters. At least with Wanda, you can always discuss shitty jobs and French smokers.

R14 Wanda probaby has more knowledge about government inner workings than those two...she worked for the National Security Agency prior to becoming a stand up. But, I'd pick Wanda anyway because she's cool, funny, smart, and not any of the other idiots on that list.

Well, except Rupert Everett. I like him.

Americans? George Santos. At least this wont get boring.