Harry Styles is Selling Lube and Vibrators

Embarassing.

OMG ! !

No dildos? Outrageous!!

Why not peen candles

This is actually becoming pretty mainstream. Dakota Johnson started doing this a couple of years ago and nobody really bat an eye. The future is sex positive. Well except for the whole Handmaid's Tale situation we're veering toward of course. We're in a weird place okay!

[quote] Harry Styles is Selling Lube and Vibrators

My lube helps with that ONE ERECTION and my vibrator gives your sphincter that ONE CONNECTION.

Wish I'd thought of that.

Harry has always been a hypersexual type. In his music videos he represents himself as a bisexual man who likes group sex. His brand is called Pleasing! I'm surprised it's taken him four years to bring out sex toys. He already sells four different perfumes, a huge range of nail polish, make up and skin products, clothes, bags, beach towels and more. He says it's all unisex but his main consumers are his wealthy British and American fans.

[quote] The vibrator is for women and is $68.

Sure, Jan.

It’s nice he does this for his senior fans.

R9, according to the article, which you didn't read

[quote]The vibrator's rounded head is for external stimulation, and the handle doubles as an insertable vibrator ... though Harry warns it's shaped for vaginal use and is not suitable for anal penetration

Will Harry be selling a dildo molded from his cock?

Harry's deluded Larrie fans who think he's gay aren't happy about the woman's vibrator. They were expecting a range of fruit flavoured lube.

Beautiful face/voice

So tired of this queen

Harry Styles used to be a big deal on DL back when he still looked underage. DL's closet pederasts made endless threads about him. As soon as he started to look like a grown man, all the interest suddenly stopped.

I think it's that when Harry lost his puppy fat, it emphasised his coarse features. If he were to fill out a bit more, he might resemble a young Dominic West.

Wow, he’s aging like milk.

Harry could probably make more if he cloned his own penis, Think of all the teenage girls who would buy one.

The tiny fraus would be scared of his gigantic dick.

On a related note, 85% of the world's women think of him when they masturbate.

I don’t find him attractive at all, there’s something about the nose/mouth area

That walrus moustache he's had for the past 18 months is revolting.

Can you blame him? Hair plugs aren’t cheap.

He's already worth $200m.

Can you imagine Beyoncé’s further shame knowing the man she lost her truly deserved Best Album of the Year award to is now selling plastic dongs online?

The fact that any man or woman could find any kind of sexual attraction to this guy goes beyond me.

What about Niall? Is he hot? Shawn Mendes seemed very taken with him a few years ago:

R25, take the stick out of your ass.

Adult Niall is just my type, R28. Reminds me of my high school crush.

[quote] Wow, he’s aging like milk.

Well, he's English.