Do you think Madonna is really having sex with her boyfriend?

Yes, she’s always liked trade. Word has been for decades that she’ll fuck them and even keep them up a bit, but she doesn’t respect them.

What about Cher?

Both Madonna and Cher need Personal Support Workers at this point.

Drinking semen is a major part of rejuvenation regime.

It has helped her look younger than springtime!

I think Madonna's latest man is basically like purchasing a fancy dildo for herself. She uses it for a while and, when she grows tired of it, she purchases something new to satisfy her needs. The old one goes out to the curb and is never heard from or seen again.

Cher might be a bit more emotionally invested in hers, but that's just my impression.

Chaz needs to commit Cher or at least secure power of attorney. Martha Raye looks sane in comparison to Cher thinking a 30-year-old wants to pound her 80-year-old pussy, which is now probably the consistency of Play-Doh. And she’s supposedly contemplating marriage.

She is a delusional fool who thinks it’s still 1988 and she’s doing Bally’s commercials with her rock-hard bod and attractive face that wasn’t overflowing with fillers.

I doubt Cher, retired schoolteacher living on a fixed income, would be receiving the same romantic overtures.

Cher has always been far more lucky than smart.

Cher seems pretty old-fashioned when it comes to dating. She probably goes long periods without sex because she needs very traditional romance.

I think you're right, r4. These 25 year olds are basically employees. I wonder how much money she gives them to stay quiet. She's had so many young boyfriends, you'd think one of them would have sold their story by now.

Two elderly prostitutes now ironically paying men for sex.

A sad, embarrassing and laughable end.

OP - I did not know Madonna likes the BBC .

At this stage for Madge sex is really just point and giggle.

These boyfriends are employees. They sign an NDA and get a severance check when she tires of them.

Yeah, probably. Standards either way are extremely elastic. And . . . Bragging rights on his part????

Cher and her beau, who’s actually accomplished.

[quote]Bragging rights on his part????

That he’s fucking a 70 year old who looks like a gargoyle?

Cher’s is really weird. She’s gone for younger men but men that young who look like that!? She seems mentally aware but I’m starting to wonder if dementia has kicked in. He also has kids.

I think Guy Ritchie really fucked with Madonna’s head.

These guys are a cross btwn a manny and a nurse. Not a bad gig for a ho. I am sure there are private "services" that specialize in these kinds of placements.

At the end of the day it beats having to call 911 for a lift assist.

eww, cher looks like michael jackson in R14 picture lol

[quote] Cher and her beau, who’s actually accomplished.

Face tattoos are indeed quite an accomplishment. For unemployment.

I think he said some mean things about her appearance, r15. It definitely messed with her head and that's why she hasn't had a "real" relationship in 15 years.

I don't think Cher is having penetrative sex. Possibly this guy will kiss her and caress her, and that's probably just fine for her. I think that's basically true for the vast majority of homosexuals and heterosexuals older than 75. Lots of the necessary equipment is on the verge of failure. After all, who can define sex? Its definition shifts with age. Madonna is young enough that she could still have penetrative sex, but I doubt that she's a horndog, wanting it daily. I have a female friend who is 71. She still enjoys sex, but she doesn't expect or need it daily, and since she is unpartnered at the moment, I think she will do what she needs to do for her own satisfaction.

I prefer Jane Fonda's honesty - when asked whether she was interested in dating, because she's in such great shape, she reportedly said, "Oh I ASSURE you, everything below my waist is CLOSED for business".

“Do you think Madonna is really having sex with her boyfriend? How about Cher?”

Yes. I think Cher is fucking Madonna’s boyfriend.

I vote both old gals are getting something that resembles sex. They are not paying just for polite companionship though they obviously want that mostly. People that old and that rich and that attention seeking expect FULL SERVICE.

She must hire these guys through an agency. I'm sure they are background-checked for prior felonies, and must pass a drug test.

She’s getting them through her photoshoots. Each one did one with her before she hooked up with them, all the way back to Jesus Luz. Stephen Klein is her pimp.

Here is the current one before they were an item. Paper magazine photoshoot.

He’s from Jamaica. I hope she’s using condoms. Maybe she’s on PrEP.

[quote] She should be guzzling bleach daily.

Such a gross slut.