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Ellen has transformed into a British gent

Cheerio.

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by Anonymousreply 76July 25, 2025 12:34 AM

This has to be a joke.

by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2025 9:44 PM

Voldemort's outside is matching her inside.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2025 9:47 PM

Is this fake or AI? She looks 75 here

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2025 9:48 PM

Fuck

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2025 9:56 PM

Hello. Could I speak to your finest divorce attorney?

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2025 9:58 PM

She’s almost 70

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2025 9:59 PM

Thanks, OP. I needed that. 😳🤣

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2025 10:02 PM

Stole my look.

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2025 10:02 PM

Thoughts and prayers for Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2025 10:03 PM

The British sun is that harsh?

Good.

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2025 10:07 PM

Horrific!

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2025 10:09 PM

You get the face you deserve

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2025 10:09 PM

Was that picture taken *before* or *after* her daily "Kind Science" regimen?

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2025 10:10 PM

The transformation is complete.

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by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2025 10:10 PM

Evil elf!

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2025 10:11 PM

JUMP SCARE

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2025 10:15 PM

she has the face she deserves.

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2025 10:15 PM

It's like Elmer Fudd and Ross Perot had a kid.

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2025 10:16 PM

Her teeth are a rotten shade of green and black. Like her soul.

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2025 10:20 PM

Probably should have put a trigger warning.

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2025 10:20 PM

That thing is hideous. Not a good look for selling skin care products.

by Anonymousreply 21July 22, 2025 10:22 PM

That looks so fsmiluar 🤔

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by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2025 10:22 PM

Her ears are getting bigger by the day.

by Anonymousreply 23July 22, 2025 10:33 PM

Those Windsor genes are a real bitch

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2025 10:38 PM

At this point, Ellen could star in a remake or stage revival of “The Killing of Sister George.” Minus the British accent, she wouldn’t even have to act.

by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2025 10:45 PM

That's what happens when you eat too much pudding.

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2025 10:50 PM

Can you believe she sells beauty products? Crazy.

by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2025 10:52 PM

Is that a hairpiece?!

by Anonymousreply 28July 22, 2025 11:00 PM

You have to protect the children! The creature comes out at night!

by Anonymousreply 29July 22, 2025 11:01 PM

How on earth does Portia get herself aroused by that? She must just look at Ellen’s investment portfolio for stimulation.

That is a face of hate, evil and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 30July 22, 2025 11:15 PM

She can be Dobby in the Harry Potter remake

by Anonymousreply 31July 22, 2025 11:18 PM

She's pulling a Bruce/Caitlyn switcheroo! I wonder if she'll just get the upstairs redone and need the "basement "remodeling for later?

by Anonymousreply 32July 22, 2025 11:18 PM
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by Anonymousreply 33July 22, 2025 11:51 PM

I can smell her nappy pussy.

by Anonymousreply 34July 23, 2025 12:00 AM

R30 I'm pretty sure they don't have sex anymore. In fact, I'm willing to bet they haven't had sex in over 10 years unless Portia has a troll fetish.

by Anonymousreply 35July 23, 2025 12:12 AM

Are we related?

by Anonymousreply 36July 23, 2025 12:12 AM

Just imagine being face down in that Gorgon's pussy. JFC the stuff of nightmares.

by Anonymousreply 37July 23, 2025 12:15 AM

she looks like a little old man. and now that we know her true character - evil to the core - ugly inside and out. can't believe I used to absolutely adore her.

by Anonymousreply 38July 23, 2025 12:35 AM

Even I look better than that!

by Anonymousreply 39July 23, 2025 12:58 AM

Prince Andrew’s other cousin.

by Anonymousreply 40July 23, 2025 1:09 AM

You would think she would want to hide those big hideous ears but no, she wants to show them off by having the shortest, ugliest hair cut ever!

by Anonymousreply 41July 23, 2025 1:10 AM

What a hideous wom- person.

by Anonymousreply 42July 23, 2025 1:10 AM

R41, this was actually a great hairstyle for her.

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by Anonymousreply 43July 23, 2025 1:12 AM

This, too.

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by Anonymousreply 44July 23, 2025 1:13 AM

She has a face that would make an onion cry.

by Anonymousreply 45July 23, 2025 1:15 AM

Would've been funnier to say she moved to the UK and is now morphing into King Charles.

by Anonymousreply 46July 23, 2025 1:16 AM

Sir Ellen stole Ed Grimley's look!

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by Anonymousreply 47July 23, 2025 1:17 AM

Why can't this bitch live in a house for more than 6 mos.?

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by Anonymousreply 48July 23, 2025 1:18 AM

Stole my look.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 23, 2025 2:40 AM

Yikes, she’s prepping and practicing the banjo to appear in a remake of the film “Deliverance”!

by Anonymousreply 50July 23, 2025 3:20 AM

She looks like an evil elf from a Christmas nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 51July 23, 2025 3:30 AM

LMAO

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by Anonymousreply 52July 23, 2025 3:33 AM

Hmm?

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by Anonymousreply 53July 23, 2025 5:13 PM

She’s off to find a jockey who’ll ride her at the races.

by Anonymousreply 54July 23, 2025 5:56 PM

Lee Evans.

by Anonymousreply 55July 23, 2025 6:00 PM

Holy shit is she scary looking.

by Anonymousreply 56July 23, 2025 6:06 PM

I say, that Bertie Toffington is looking rawther rum these days, don't you think?

by Anonymousreply 57July 23, 2025 6:21 PM

She could be morphing into this elf as well.

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by Anonymousreply 58July 23, 2025 6:51 PM

Keebler.

by Anonymousreply 59July 23, 2025 7:17 PM

I wonder if she’s transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 60July 23, 2025 7:17 PM

Get in the tree and bake us some cookies, Ellen!

by Anonymousreply 61July 23, 2025 7:17 PM

The bat boy looks like he's pushing 90. Poor England. Everyone there will end up hating her too.

by Anonymousreply 62July 23, 2025 7:22 PM

She claims she left because of Trump. She leaves out the part that the US sees her for what she is. A huge celebrity whose entire persona was based on an ugly lie.

by Anonymousreply 63July 23, 2025 7:53 PM

Ellen isn't famous outside the US, for the most part. The Brits will tell her to fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 64July 23, 2025 8:11 PM

Just as ugly inside and out.

by Anonymousreply 65July 23, 2025 11:58 PM

Ugly to the bone

by Anonymousreply 66July 24, 2025 12:00 AM

Jesus H. Christ, that's awful. And she's doing it to herself. She doesn't have to have that horrible haircut that exposes her ears and makes her look like Gollum.

by Anonymousreply 67July 24, 2025 12:02 AM

Is money what keeps Portia attached to this sick woman?

by Anonymousreply 68July 24, 2025 12:55 AM

R68 Money and the whip!

by Anonymousreply 69July 24, 2025 8:33 PM

Is she playing Howdy Doody in a west end play?

by Anonymousreply 70July 24, 2025 8:45 PM

The creature looks like it has just eaten something or SOMEONE!!

by Anonymousreply 71July 24, 2025 9:34 PM

It's true...

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by Anonymousreply 72July 24, 2025 9:37 PM

I knew a woman who worked on Ellen's talk show way back in the 2000s and she told me what a toxic cunt Ellen was. When the stories came out many years later, they were identical to the stories she told me.

by Anonymousreply 73July 24, 2025 9:41 PM

Where’s Benny Hill when you need him?

by Anonymousreply 74July 24, 2025 9:43 PM

Yep, I’m wrinkled!

by Anonymousreply 75July 24, 2025 10:29 PM

Ellen was a fake blonde?

Are her boobs real or are they fake too?

by Anonymousreply 76July 25, 2025 12:34 AM
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