Cheerio.
This has to be a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 22, 2025 9:44 PM |
Voldemort's outside is matching her inside.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 22, 2025 9:47 PM |
Is this fake or AI? She looks 75 here
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 22, 2025 9:48 PM |
Fuck
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 22, 2025 9:56 PM |
Hello. Could I speak to your finest divorce attorney?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 22, 2025 9:58 PM |
She’s almost 70
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 22, 2025 9:59 PM |
Thanks, OP. I needed that. 😳🤣
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 22, 2025 10:02 PM |
Stole my look.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2025 10:02 PM |
Thoughts and prayers for Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 22, 2025 10:03 PM |
The British sun is that harsh?
Good.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 22, 2025 10:07 PM |
Horrific!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 22, 2025 10:09 PM |
You get the face you deserve
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 22, 2025 10:09 PM |
Was that picture taken *before* or *after* her daily "Kind Science" regimen?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 22, 2025 10:10 PM |
Evil elf!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 22, 2025 10:11 PM |
JUMP SCARE
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 22, 2025 10:15 PM |
she has the face she deserves.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 22, 2025 10:15 PM |
It's like Elmer Fudd and Ross Perot had a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 22, 2025 10:16 PM |
Her teeth are a rotten shade of green and black. Like her soul.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 22, 2025 10:20 PM |
Probably should have put a trigger warning.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 22, 2025 10:20 PM |
That thing is hideous. Not a good look for selling skin care products.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 22, 2025 10:22 PM |
Her ears are getting bigger by the day.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2025 10:33 PM |
Those Windsor genes are a real bitch
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 22, 2025 10:38 PM |
At this point, Ellen could star in a remake or stage revival of “The Killing of Sister George.” Minus the British accent, she wouldn’t even have to act.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 22, 2025 10:45 PM |
That's what happens when you eat too much pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 22, 2025 10:50 PM |
Can you believe she sells beauty products? Crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 22, 2025 10:52 PM |
Is that a hairpiece?!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 22, 2025 11:00 PM |
You have to protect the children! The creature comes out at night!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 22, 2025 11:01 PM |
How on earth does Portia get herself aroused by that? She must just look at Ellen’s investment portfolio for stimulation.
That is a face of hate, evil and ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 22, 2025 11:15 PM |
She can be Dobby in the Harry Potter remake
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 22, 2025 11:18 PM |
She's pulling a Bruce/Caitlyn switcheroo! I wonder if she'll just get the upstairs redone and need the "basement "remodeling for later?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 22, 2025 11:18 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 22, 2025 11:51 PM |
I can smell her nappy pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 23, 2025 12:00 AM |
R30 I'm pretty sure they don't have sex anymore. In fact, I'm willing to bet they haven't had sex in over 10 years unless Portia has a troll fetish.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 23, 2025 12:12 AM |
Are we related?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 23, 2025 12:12 AM |
Just imagine being face down in that Gorgon's pussy. JFC the stuff of nightmares.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 23, 2025 12:15 AM |
she looks like a little old man. and now that we know her true character - evil to the core - ugly inside and out. can't believe I used to absolutely adore her.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 23, 2025 12:35 AM |
Even I look better than that!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 23, 2025 12:58 AM |
Prince Andrew’s other cousin.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 23, 2025 1:09 AM |
You would think she would want to hide those big hideous ears but no, she wants to show them off by having the shortest, ugliest hair cut ever!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 23, 2025 1:10 AM |
What a hideous wom- person.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 23, 2025 1:10 AM |
R41, this was actually a great hairstyle for her.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 23, 2025 1:12 AM |
She has a face that would make an onion cry.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 23, 2025 1:15 AM |
Would've been funnier to say she moved to the UK and is now morphing into King Charles.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 23, 2025 1:16 AM |
Why can't this bitch live in a house for more than 6 mos.?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 23, 2025 1:18 AM |
Yikes, she’s prepping and practicing the banjo to appear in a remake of the film “Deliverance”!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 23, 2025 3:20 AM |
She looks like an evil elf from a Christmas nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 23, 2025 3:30 AM |
She’s off to find a jockey who’ll ride her at the races.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 23, 2025 5:56 PM |
Lee Evans.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 23, 2025 6:00 PM |
Holy shit is she scary looking.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 23, 2025 6:06 PM |
I say, that Bertie Toffington is looking rawther rum these days, don't you think?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 23, 2025 6:21 PM |
Keebler.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 23, 2025 7:17 PM |
I wonder if she’s transitioning.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 23, 2025 7:17 PM |
Get in the tree and bake us some cookies, Ellen!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 23, 2025 7:17 PM |
The bat boy looks like he's pushing 90. Poor England. Everyone there will end up hating her too.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 23, 2025 7:22 PM |
She claims she left because of Trump. She leaves out the part that the US sees her for what she is. A huge celebrity whose entire persona was based on an ugly lie.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 23, 2025 7:53 PM |
Ellen isn't famous outside the US, for the most part. The Brits will tell her to fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 23, 2025 8:11 PM |
Just as ugly inside and out.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 23, 2025 11:58 PM |
Ugly to the bone
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 24, 2025 12:00 AM |
Jesus H. Christ, that's awful. And she's doing it to herself. She doesn't have to have that horrible haircut that exposes her ears and makes her look like Gollum.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 24, 2025 12:02 AM |
Is money what keeps Portia attached to this sick woman?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 24, 2025 12:55 AM |
R68 Money and the whip!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 24, 2025 8:33 PM |
Is she playing Howdy Doody in a west end play?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 24, 2025 8:45 PM |
The creature looks like it has just eaten something or SOMEONE!!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 24, 2025 9:34 PM |
I knew a woman who worked on Ellen's talk show way back in the 2000s and she told me what a toxic cunt Ellen was. When the stories came out many years later, they were identical to the stories she told me.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 24, 2025 9:41 PM |
Where’s Benny Hill when you need him?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 24, 2025 9:43 PM |
Yep, I’m wrinkled!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 24, 2025 10:29 PM |
Ellen was a fake blonde?
Are her boobs real or are they fake too?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 25, 2025 12:34 AM |