Joyce DeWitt opens Three’s Company Trading Card Packs Sealed since 1978 for the 1st time ever!

OMG - Joyce looks and sounds and acts like an OLD woman.

Being an old woman can do that to you.

Why did Priscilla turn into the Joker?

Glad the gum got the attention it so richly deserved. Id bet the gum wouldn't have molded if the cards were sealed properly.

This is such a Datalounge post 🍿.

Why does she use a nickname for everyone? "Jonathan..." "Normy..." "Suzanney..." I wonder if she charged $50 a pop to open those cards.

Jenilee looks strange. I noticed it in another picture taken at the event. Like her head was switched. Joyce looks just fine.

I'm surprised she signed so many of this fan's personal items. Joyce should've asked him how much he was planning on listing them for on eBay.

Joyce seems a bit scatterbrained.

Joyce was trained in classical theater - why has she never done Shakespeare In the Park for the Public Theater or anyone?

Do they know she’s available?

Joyce really showed off her dramatic chops in an episode of The Love Boat.

She looks great. Jennilee looks like ALF.

What did Jenilee do to look like that? Fillers or just horrible plastic surgery? Supposedly she was able to do very well financially because she invested her money in real estate.

Jenilee looks like she's wearing a halloween mask. What happened to her face?!

R10 Imagine Joyce De Witt and Sally Struthers in an off-Broadway production of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

If they dug up Suzanne's corpse today, I think it would look better than Jenilee or Priscilla. Better than Joyce, too.

If they dug up Mrs. Roper she'd look best of all!

The grim reaper is calling for you. Down at our rendezvous, tombstones for company, too!

I’d still chew the bubblegum.

Why did Daisy Eagan‘s career go straight down the shitter?

You’d think there would have been more roles for her, as she was hailed as quite the find.

^^ well, THAT was in the wrong thread. Sorry.

Though maybe Egan could play DeWitt in a musical bio?

There should be an Emmy category for Best Performance by a Former Star at a Fan Expo, and Joyce should win it.

Gray/white hair is never acceptable- even if you're 105. Put a tone on it.

Or if you must, a turban!

How is Priscilla affording the bargain basement plastic surgery?

Jesus Christ, Jenilee looks like a goblin! We have found someone with worse plastic surgery than Joan Van Ark.

I wonder if they have fun doing those. I would think so?

I mean...I don't comment on people's looks unless it's positive, BUT I don't understand what happened to Jenilee's face. An allergic reaction?

R28 It's actually Richard Kline in a Jenilee Harrison mask.

"How is Priscilla affording the bargain basement plastic surgery?"

[quote] Why did Priscilla turn into the Joker?

There’s a sad video of her with her table right outside the coat room and people are asking her to move over so they can get in.

Priscilla’s acting was so bad on Murder, She Wrote that the editors had to spend hours trying to make a cut where you didn’t automatically know that her character was the killer.

Joyce has been arrested for drunk driving countless times. Booze will ruin your body.

[quote] If they dug up Suzanne's corpse today

Don’t give her husband any ideas.

Thank you to the DLer who turned me onto this abortion.

Joyce has been eating shit for decades to stay d-list.

I was fingered behind the beautiful fountains at the bellagio, Joyce could only manage to get finger banged behind a dumpster at sizzler.

R35. What kind of accent is that?

WRONG SUZANNE! YOUR HUSBAND ALAN FINGERED ME IN FRONT OF A L’EGGS PANTYHOSE DISPLAY, AT AN ENCINO ALPHA BETA IN 1982!

R35 She’s doing a generic southern accent. It’s not bad. The smokers tinge in her voice reminds me of a lot of women down here.

It comes across as a southern belle who has fallen on hard times. Hence working at the Waffle House on Christmas Eve.

R35 Is this the show that Happy's Place is based on?

R40 = Melissa Peterman

"the albatross around Reba's neck"

No, that would be a Blackstock.

R6, Joyce has always had a soft spot for charmingly corny expressions. I remember her exclaiming, “Holy cow-ski!” when she reunited with Suzanne Somers on her talk show. She’d sometimes talk to herself with a cheerful, “OK, Joyce Ann…” And a journalist once recalled her addressing him mid-sentence with an earnest “dear heart” in an interview.

She’s 76 for crying out loud.

At 76, my father managed to go from his bed to his spot on the couch and back to his bed, ping-ponging back-and-forth between the two of them all day long.

The fact that she is willing to sit there and make small talk with a bunch of idiotic Autograph hounds speaks well of her.

What in the holy hell is going on with Jenilee Harrison?! Did she do a Face/Off with Travolta from Hairspray

Jenilee looks like she got a jaw replacement.

That looks like more than bad plastic surgery for Harrison.

r47 No

R45 looks like someone cranked up the original version of photoshop for Jenilee

Maybe Jenilee unhinges that jaw and eats gerbils, like the V aliens.

Jenilee is what happens when you suck too much cock.

Jenilee working coat check.

Pricilla Barnes looks like her cheeks are full of marbles.

John Ritter currently looks better than these girls.

r52 No, that was an interview at one of the autograph shows.

So many questions and thoughts…

Joyce referencing being 76–oh, how that makes me feel even older than my already old self!

Why, though, dies she remind me of Paula Deen if on Ozempic?

Jennilee—yes, why’s she morphed into Betsy Palmer?

And at the farther table from the camera, to Joyce’s left—is that a “Brady Bunch”-er Susan Olsen table!?

R45 Good god that's one scary looking person (Jenilee)!!

" Good god that's one scary looking person"

leave me out of this

R52 that was 15 years ago. Her face has definitely gone through major changes since then.

Jenilee also has those giant, rock hard bolt-ons. Probably has a plastic surgery addiction/body dysmorphia issues.

What’s a bolt-on?

^ Breast implants.