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God, I hate golf.

My dad and stepmother have it on TV every time I visit.

It's boring AF.

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2025 10:10 PM

Why are you visiting on a Tuesday? No job, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2025 7:21 PM

Well done, r1.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2025 7:22 PM

OP, I don't necessarily hate golf itself. I hate the whole culture that surrounds it, however.

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2025 7:23 PM

The best though is listening to golf matches on SiriusXM radio.

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2025 7:26 PM

Great game to play, boring one to watch.

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2025 7:26 PM

I hope a lot of golf courses are paved over and new construction is built. Too many were created - particularly in areas where they shouldn't be - the southwest or any place with water insecurity.

There are way too many golf courses and too few playing on them.

I feel like 9 holes is enough. I too hate the culture around it - UMC or upper class riding around in buggies, wearing stupid outfits while getting drunk.

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2025 7:45 PM

I actually like to watch golf on TV.

So sue me.

BTW, I don't golf.

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2025 7:47 PM

Put NEET in their shampoo OP

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2025 7:50 PM

There's an ASMR-like quality to watching golf matches that I loved as a kid coming home crashing for a nap before the TV. But because of Trump, golf is too tainted for me now, I don't even want to think about it. And the environmental damage for a single golf course, that's another thing.

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2025 7:52 PM

Don't congratulate yourself, R2.

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2025 8:03 PM

This is the only TV golf I like to watch -- a kraken improves everything.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2025 8:04 PM

You're really stupid and vain, R1, to think everyone works on YOUR schedule. Your fatass may have the gravitational pull of the sun, but the world doesn't revolve around you.

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2025 8:04 PM

Why do they have the TV on while you’re visiting?

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2025 8:06 PM

R12. Slow day at the DMV?

by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2025 8:10 PM

R13, because they're parents & it's their house so their rules & they don't want to miss their shows.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2025 8:11 PM

If you have to sit through a game, try to entertain yourself by looking for bulges and dick prints.

There's usually a couple of guys in each game on display during a swing.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2025 8:21 PM

Mine have FOX News on in the background all the time. Count your blessings OP.

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2025 8:33 PM

Unless you invite someone over to specifically watch something, it seems rather rude and awkward to have the TV on.

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2025 8:43 PM

I started watching golf years ago, Sunday afternoons, reading the paper, a blizzard roaring outside. It was just nice to be reminded that there was someplace warm and sunny. I was a real Tiger Woods fan, I was actually in Thailand when he won the Masters the first time and the Thais went wild. Then he went on that streak that was so amazing to watch.

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2025 9:23 PM

OP, it use to baffle me too how people could watch it. Then I discovered what R16 found out.

A lot of those golfers have nice bodies. R16 pointed to the junk. I'm more interested in their butts...

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