House Republicans are trying to rename part of the Kennedy Center for First Lady Melania Trump

HA! good fucking luck.

We don’t have any major associations named after Eastern European whores in this country and I am completely ok with that.

Another. Distraction.

Isn't there a strip club they can rename in her honor?

Whore Alley

Cum Dump Trump has a nice ring to it.

'The opera house at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts may soon bear a new name: the “First Lady Melania Trump Opera House.”'

Hell does exist. And we're in it.

More performance for Dear Leader. I doubt this will go anywhere.

Will the whore be reprising her ping pong ball and donkey fucking show?

[quote] Isn't there a strip club they can rename in her honor?

I suggest a tunnel. Or canyon.

Someone please come up with a squinty eye metaphor

Operas about prostitutes or slutty women, perfectly fulfilling the re-naming for The First Whore: La Traviata; Carmen; Lulu; The Coronation of Poppea; Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District; The Threepenny Opera; Manon; The Rise and Fall of the City of Mahagonny.

That's a good inaugural season.

How soon until the Kennedy Center is re-named The Trump Center for the Performing Arts?

It's inevitable. The safest bet one could make... The Trump Center for the Performing Arts.

That putana should be nowhere near the Kennedy Center.

Yep they are serious about this.

[quote] How soon until the Kennedy Center is re-named The Trump Center for the Performing Arts?

I was going to say, it doesn’t make sense to name it after just her and not the whole family.

How many hundreds of thousands of dollars is she paid for each appearance at the Center?

How 'bout naming the men's room after her?

I wouldn't name a toilet after her. What in the fuck has this cunt done to deserve any type of recognition? If and when more sensible people take back the White House, they can name the pile of pulled up concrete from the Rose Garden after her. Better yet, rename a landfill after her.

In Melania's honor a giant picture of her should be placed in the main hall of The Kennedy Center.

The one where she's nude and fingering her twat comes to mind.

Re: the photo in the OP — Isn’t it weird how her face is slowly becoming a female younger Donald Trump as she ages?

I mean look at this

I really doubt she wants the scrutiny. She's probably taking Xanax every 2 hours to quit worrying about fuck tapes and eye witnesses from her hooker days

R21, it's hilarious to me too

Bitch looks hard-not aging well. Even dump doesn’t want it.

Is there enough room in Trump's fat ass to fit all the sycophant Republicans in Congress?

[quote]Isn't there a strip club they can rename in her honor?

If it’s at the Vairst Letty it ain’t dancing, I know that much.

The Hoe House at the Kennedy Center.

“The Lady Melania Memorial Eva Braunian Center Of Preforming Crimes”

The Eisenhower Theater at the Kennedy Center will be renamed The Tricky Dickie Nixon Theater.

How cuntastic!

Maybe a fitting room?

What appalling times we live in.

Just don't makeeink me make decor for chreesmas there!

Absolutely pathetic.

The self-importance of these imbeciles is appalling.

Coming soon to the Melania Trump Opera House:

The Slovenian Whore Patron Lounge

The Mail Order Bride Gift Shop

And, of course, The Titty Bar

What the fuck does this dumb bitch know about opera?

Jacqueline Kennedy she ain't.

I doubt our First Slovenian Ho Bag hasn't even spent the night at the White House this term.

She’s done so much for the arts.

R39 to some, porn is art.

The Poosey Palace has a nice ring to it.

Is it true she really was a prostitute back in the day? Then she found her Prince charmless.w

The lying whore? What a fucking joke

Burn the fucking place down before naming it after the Slovenian Whore--or any Trump!

I really hope the next Democrat president has the gumption to undo all of this: the rose garden demolition, the car-lot outsized flags on the White House lawn (which actually make the White House look small), the ballroom, this renaming after Vairst Letty, who clearly doesn’t give the tiniest shit about anyone except for Lurch. And hang the orange fucknugget’s portrait above the White House trashcans.

Above all though, I fervently hope that the next president avoids all the “We go high” bullshit and takes full advantage of the immunity gifted by the Supreme Court. If Republicans want a presidential king, then show them what that looks like when a Democrat is in charge.

However, Looking on from afar, I bet the next Democrat tries to return to the center and govern with decorum. It’s honestly rather depressing, and will gain no respect from the fascists who respect only power.

Also Coming soon to the Melania Trump Opera House:

The Back Door Cafe

I don’t understand why she would want this.

He does, R48, and that's all that counts.

Dear USA,

Contrary to popular belief, our top export isn't worn out whores.

Another. Distraction.

Well show me the way to the next titty bar

Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why.

For if we don't find the next titty bar,

I tell you we must die. I tell you we must die.

- from the newly revised version of MAHAGONNY

Trump and Melania are separated. Maybe not legally, but they don't even live together. The marriage is a scam and a fraud--just like the two of them.

If another first lady didn't live at the White House with her husband, it would be headlines and the cause of great criticism and ridicule. Can you imagine if Jill Biden, Michele Obama or Hillary Clinton didn't serve the country, didn't carry out their first lady duties, didn't live at the White House and just didn't give a shit about the country or the public? We would never hear the end of it from the Repigs and the Magats. Yet, no one says anything about the dereliction of duty of this Slovenian whore.

Yep, she wants to have her cake eat and eat it too. She sells ornaments, "her" book, and other crap based on her FL status yet does nothing that a FL should do. She can't be bothered to get a cause. She can't be bothered to see sick kids. Yet she deserves our respect? No, I don't think so, bitch.

R53 To be fair, Bill and Hillary were kind of separated too.

Well, if she were older she probably could have been on JFK's fuck list.

And the entryway can be named after her pussy!

Hillary did her job as First Lady R55. Who cares if they slept in separate bedrooms? The Slovenian Whore could care less about the honor of being FLOTUS. That's the difference.

[quote] Coming soon to the Melania Trump Opera House

R36 Look no further than Smetana’s opera “The Bartered Bride.” In this newly-envisioned production, Marenka faces derision from the villagers when she becomes a hooker, but she has the last laugh when Kecal the marriage broker sets her up with an American who’s a simpleton and mean as a bear and whose family is full of clowns. Love conquers all when Marenka becomes First Lady of the US and spends all her time leading a Bohemian life in NYC.