Ellen Degeneres has gone gay!

I loathe the word "yep," but it's perfect for Ellen's carefully manufactured "jes' plain folks" vibe.

I been knew!

I bet she threw a strop over that Antarctica shit over her cover, too. At least it was colour-coordinated with her outfit, is probably what some poor PA told her as they received her verbal abuse. "It makes me look like a fucking penguin!", she railed in response as the beating continued, probably.

Who knew it would all come crashing down almost thirty years later, to the extent that she would leave the country for good.

I wish this ruined her career for good and all.

Awful, unfunny, fake woman.

I shan’t be watching her programme now.

She can actually be very funny. I recently stumbled on the episode of Roseanne where she just starred when she was still an unknown. She was absolutely hilarious. This woman has/had lots of talent.

It just happens that she is a terrible fucking human being (and I have a close friend who worked with her in a capacity I cannot specify but they absolutely loathed her).

She was one of the greatest standups ever.

R7 = Ellen, pounding a weeping Portia with a strap on.