I would demand a refund
Jonathan Groff showering the audience with his dna
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 23, 2025 7:04 PM |
Big fan. Despite needing to wear a wet suit to his show, would still love to see him perform.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 22, 2025 11:42 AM |
Say it, don't spray it.
But, I'm a big fan as well.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 22, 2025 12:00 PM |
I imagined something very different from the title.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 22, 2025 12:08 PM |
R3, THAT would amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 22, 2025 12:21 PM |
Ariana De Bose mentioned this on the Tony Awards just before he performed. I found myself watching for spittle and did, in deed, see some.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 22, 2025 2:05 PM |
Never impressed with this one. This guy belongs in the "C- Actors Who For God Knows What Reason Landed A Career In Show Business" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 22, 2025 2:12 PM |
I can't fucking tolerate this man. He gives me the creeps, as an actor in roles, and in interviews.
He's so tentatively milquetoast, but likes to mix it up all crazy with the long practiced, ever so vaguely "saucy adlib."
Usually it's easy to avoid his work, but I did watch "Looking" out of respect for Andrew Haigh's great film "Weekend," but Groff burned that to the ground. It was a disappointment in too many respects, but I hated him the entire time, with his signature sad little frown, and hurt look, like a slapped ass.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 22, 2025 2:15 PM |
He needs to give me his sauce the old fashioned way… with me on my knees…
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2025 2:35 PM |
Nah, I'm good. He doesn't have a hint of an "it" factor. Bland, boring, predictable. A negative triple threat.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 22, 2025 2:42 PM |
I was in a production of Peter Pan with Jonathan when he was a kid. I also saw him in a local production of HONK!
When he popped out of that egg in HONK!, I knew he'd be a star. It was a moment I'll always remember. I'm proud of him.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 22, 2025 2:46 PM |
OP - no refunds! Your seats were clearly marked as being in the Splash Zone.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 22, 2025 2:49 PM |
I've always liked him...I'm surprised at the heated hate a few of you have for him!
I thought he was the perfect protagonist in "Looking"...very much the Every Gay Man--which I feel was actually [italic]written[/italic] to be a little milquetoast--against a cast of other characters who were more colorful.
And as the king in Hamilton, he was a highlight (for me, anyway). 👑
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 22, 2025 2:56 PM |
He fucked that human petri dish Zachary Quinto. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 22, 2025 3:35 PM |
He's legendary. They should have provided ponchos for the first two rows of Spring Awakening".
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 22, 2025 3:50 PM |
Spitting shouldn’t be allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 22, 2025 4:33 PM |
He has a needle dick.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 22, 2025 5:27 PM |
And you would know because?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 22, 2025 5:49 PM |
Nice guy. Good performer.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 22, 2025 6:37 PM |
[quote] I've always liked him...I'm surprised at the heated hate a few of you have for him!
They hate ALL successful openly gay men. Even Tony, Emmy and Grammy winning, phenomenally talented, stylish and inspiring gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 22, 2025 6:46 PM |
He’s well known as a spitter.
He’s also pretty tall
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 22, 2025 6:50 PM |
Speak Moistly
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 22, 2025 6:53 PM |
I've always liked him - what would cause that though? It's kind of over the top - some loose dental work?
People don't get really saliva activated while singing?
I think it's some bad dental work or.....? Anyone have an idea?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 22, 2025 6:55 PM |
he was amazing in spring awakening and stole the show in hamilton, so those of you who claim he has no IT factor, i’d proffer it depends on the role.
if he spits that bad while singing, what’s he like when making out? ew.
not that i need to worry about that. i’m not remotely attracted to him or his needy bottom energy. but hey, he’s an actor and they don’t need to be fuckable for me to enjoy their work. i feel same about jonathan bailey.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2025 7:04 PM |
[quote] He’s also pretty tall
How tall is she?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 22, 2025 7:38 PM |
5’11”
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 22, 2025 7:41 PM |
No way this fat midget is almost 6 feet tall.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 22, 2025 7:45 PM |
I offered to take his DNA and have a kid, but so far he has declined.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 22, 2025 7:55 PM |
I asked for the news, not the weather.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 22, 2025 8:15 PM |
I'd like to see "Merrily We Roll Along" when Fathom Events screens it this fall, but I'm concerned about seeing Groff close up. The amount of drool dripping out during his appearance as King George in the pro-shot "Hamilton" was hard to stomach.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 22, 2025 8:20 PM |
I saw Tony Lo Bianco in A View From the Bridge on Broadway where he was spitting up a storm. It went into the audience. Lucky I was far enough away to not get hit, but I felt sorry for the actors he had to kiss on stage.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 22, 2025 8:24 PM |
I also hated him in Looking, r7. It seemed like he was smirking in every single scene that he was in. His face just rubbed me the wrong way.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 22, 2025 8:34 PM |
[quote]if he spits that bad while singing, what’s he like when making out? ew.
Some people are into that.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 22, 2025 9:21 PM |
"’I'm not remotely attracted to him or his needy bottom energy"
What makes you think he's needy?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 22, 2025 9:24 PM |
5/ 10 who managed to suck and fuck the right cocks.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 22, 2025 11:20 PM |
This begs the question (and perhaps someone would be willing to start a poll thread about it): What successful and/or underrated gay artists do gay men actually like, revere, respect, admire? Not because they're hot--or at least not JUST because they're hot.
Who are the gay heroes in the entertainment industry whom the majority of other gay men can get behind?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 23, 2025 12:23 AM |
Ian McKellen and John Waters, r35. Just off the top of my head.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 23, 2025 7:20 AM |
I'd give him a good, long suckin'
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 23, 2025 7:40 AM |
R35, and other film directors, for example...
Pedro Almodóvar
Andrew Haigh
Lee Daniels
Gus Van Sant
Marco Berger
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 23, 2025 7:44 AM |
is he singing a Bobby Darin song? Splish Splash?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 23, 2025 10:13 AM |
[quote] And you would know because?
We’ve seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 23, 2025 3:41 PM |
In your dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 23, 2025 7:04 PM |