Christopher Reeve was only an “8” according to Matteo Lane’s Squidward-voiced friend

Ha. I recognize the friend from Grindr. Never seen him anywhere else.

People who shouldn't be applying numbers to people are ALWAYS applying numbers to people.

Jesus their voices are horrible - do they just smoke all day? So nasally - gross.

That was painful watching even 5 seconds of that. I would not rate Christopher Reeve as high as an '8,' though.

I can't wait for this era where every cunt with a microphone feels the need to have a podcast to share every inane thought to be over.

[quote] Ha. I recognize the friend from Grindr. Never seen him anywhere else.

You’re in NYC? What part is he in?

They would have sex with every single one of those actors so what's the point of assigning them numbers? Smug cunts.

This is why they hate us.

[quote]Christopher Reeve was only an “8”

I read this as: Christopher Reeve was only 8”

It wasn't until I had read several more replies before seeing the second double quote before the 8.

Anything over a 6” hurts.

He could KRYPTONITE down my throat!

Honey, he wouldn’t touch your mincing little ass with a barge pole.

Just nasty.

A bunch of random nellies rating unattainable men

They're repulsive.

They remind me not so much of The Hollywood Kids, but rather the parody of The Hollywood Kids being obnoxious that Dana Carvey and Michael Keaton once hilariously did on SNL's Weekend Update.

From NY, met him and and I can tell you, where you see the most beautiful people in the world walking down the street he had IT, the looks and the star quality. More than an 8 on his worst day.

WTF, why is he blond there?

I saw Reeve once in person. He glowed. Stunning guy

Insufferable queens like Lane, who think C. Reeve is an "8/10", are the same ones who think guys like Justin Timberlake are "11/10".

I'm going to go with them - his lack of lips and lipless smile takes him down 2 points. Other than that - he has a wildly handsome face and masculine structure to his head.

The idea of him and thin-lipped Margot Kidder kissing sounded like it would make noise and hurt.

Viva large lips! Down with the thin lipped people!

Those two shouldn't be rating anybody.

And if you're going to do it, do it honestly. Dean Cain was hotter than a 6 back in his Superman days. Come on. We know what he morphed into, but come on.

They have Dean Cain but not the much hotter Tom Welling? Fuck these two.

Supperman

I wonder what their dad’s think of them?

[quote] Insufferable queens like Lane, who think C. Reeve is an "8/10", are the same ones who think guys like Justin Timberlake are "11/10".

Fuck Lane.

Well, both these queens are 3s.

And how could they skip Brandon Routh? Who was right behind Cavill IMO. They should've done a short depicting Routh 'passing the wand' to Cavill.

OP- BOTH of these queens have MAJOR gay drawl.

[quote]Those two shouldn't be rating anybody.

The Squidward guy sings Opera which makes him even more insufferable.