Josh Hartnett serving Groton fisherman DILFiness

[quote]In a new limited series event from creator Jesse McKeown (a writer on The Umbrella Academy and 19-2), a small Canadian town is the target of a mysterious sea creature – and the terrorized residents will have to find the strength to fight back.

Sounds intriguing and he looks great.

He does look decent. At least he isn't looking like his mom gave him a bowl cut.

I’ve always had a crush on him ever since I was a kid.

I still wonder who okayed his hair in “Halloween H20”.

It wasn’t great in The Faculty either R4.

[quote]Josh Hartnett serving Groton fisherman

Oh, dear.

It's Gorton

The Faculty hair stylist had no idea what she was doing, she fucked up Famke's fringe as well.

Mama's mussy is salty and steamy and oozing tartar sauce.

We cannot forget his hideous black neck mole.

Groton?? Did you mean the little town in Sonoma County - Graton? That's about 20 miles from the ocean, so probably not.

It's a birthmark as it's not raised, so he can't have it cryo'd off. I don't mind it that much, plenty of celebs with actual moles and warts on their FACES.

Is he going to have that funny Newfie accent?

r11 Gorton. As in...

🎶Trust the Gorton's Fisherman! 🎶

^now with 25% actual fish!^

R11 I assume OP meant GORTON, but Groton, CT is a lot closer orthographically and geographically than Graton, CA (which I have actually visited.)

r17 I live 7 - 8 miles from Graton.

I haven't visited Groton. I may have driven through CT at some point though. (I've driven through almost every state at some point or another).

no fish hee-uh

r18, have you been to the casino in Graton? I live nearby, too, but have never visited. Wondering if they have good fish. Foxwoods is a casino in CT. Groton is in CT. Groton sounds like Gorton's of Gloucestah, which has good fish. So, I'm thinking of visiting Graton, with the assumption that I won't be bumping into Josh Hartnett.

Josh Hartnett's kiss with Reeve Carney in "Penny Dreadful" was hot:

As was Josh's ass in Penny Dreadful:

[quote] It's a birthmark as it's not raised

Oh it’s raised.

r18 r20 The casino is actually in Rohnert Park. Just west of the freeway. It's huge and getting even bigger.

Josh Hartnett, Chris O'Donnell, and one other whose name eludes me are all part of a group of actors who were supposed to be the next big thing, then faded from view, yet continue to work occasionally.

Chris O’Donnell is way older than him. He’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s generation.

He looks like someone who doesn’t wipe himself.

[quote] a small Canadian town is the target of a mysterious sea creature – and the terrorized residents will have to find the strength to fight back.

The fuck? Lost all interest. I thought this was going to be a Dawson’s Creek type drama, not some stupid sci-fi.