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New Book Reveals that Gwyneth Paltrow's Pussy Stinks

Amy Odell’s upcoming book, Gwyneth: The Biography, reveals how Paltrow, 52, was disappointed when the media made great fun of the $75 Goop candle "This Smells Like My Vagina". She was hurt and disappointed that many in the public misunderstood the jokes on late night talk shows, and believed that the candle smelled like her vagina.

In fact, the small luxury candle from her lifestyle brand Goop was a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed, the latter being the only musty note in the scent pyramid.

It was intended to be a "funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent", says Paltrow, not to replicate the smell of her vagina. "It was a punk rock feminist statement. My pussy actually smells like New England clam chowder. My pussy stinks."

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by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2025 2:02 PM

Bitch stole my act!

by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2025 6:17 AM

I thought she steamed her vagina? It must be like steamed clams.

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2025 7:21 AM

Nothing says "punk rock" like a $75 candle.

by Anonymousreply 3July 21, 2025 8:07 AM
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by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2025 9:54 AM

She becomes less interesting the more she opens her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2025 11:14 AM

She sent me an autographed copy!!!

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by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2025 11:32 AM

Maybe a smelly vagina’s the real punk rock.

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2025 7:55 PM

OP, your "quote" has affected the Google AI

[quote]Search Labs | AI Overview

[quote]During an interview, while discussing the creation of her "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle, Gwyneth Paltrow clarified that the scent wasn't meant to replicate the smell of her vagina. She described the product as a "punk rock feminist statement", intended to challenge the stigma surrounding female sexuality. She then jokingly, and somewhat crudely, added that her own vagina smells like New England clam chowder and that it "stinks".

by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2025 1:34 PM

Ahahahahahahhahahaa

by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2025 1:39 PM

[quote]It was intended to be a "funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent", says Paltrow, not to replicate the smell of her vagina. "It was a punk rock feminist statement

No one is more authentically punk rock feminist than Gwyneth

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by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2025 1:46 PM

[quote] Gwyneth: The Biography

No thank you, we have sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2025 2:02 PM
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