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I’m Going to Fight an Oil Rig Fire in the Gulf of Mexico

Ask me anything!

by Anonymousreply 9July 20, 2025 4:18 PM

What is the square root of PI?

by Anonymousreply 1July 20, 2025 1:37 PM

That’s no longer the correct name of that body of water.

by Anonymousreply 2July 20, 2025 1:39 PM

How old are you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3July 20, 2025 2:24 PM

Are you a biological male who honors having a penis and wears gender appropriate attire?

by Anonymousreply 4July 20, 2025 2:36 PM

R1, stop being irrational.

R2, you’re so right, I meant the Gulf of Yucatán.

R3, old enough to know better, but young enough not to care.

R4, my clit is bigger than your sad excuse for a pinga.

by Anonymousreply 5July 20, 2025 3:45 PM

Do you have a friend named Sophia?

by Anonymousreply 6July 20, 2025 3:48 PM

Don’t die in a grease fire, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7July 20, 2025 4:09 PM

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 8July 20, 2025 4:16 PM

Who are you wearing?

by Anonymousreply 9July 20, 2025 4:18 PM
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