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Let's Be A Day in the Life of Melania

I'm the Nordic masseur who silently comes to her suite to give shiatsu. I enter four times a day.

by Anonymousreply 8July 20, 2025 2:23 PM

Thank you, Sven. Can yoo come now? I feel itch in poosey. Also, Cage of Baron need water.

by Anonymousreply 1July 20, 2025 3:35 AM

Joking aside Mel was rumored to be having a long term affair with one of Trump's security people. It was straight out of the tabloids. When they went out together she would say he was her bodyguard. Or so she said.

by Anonymousreply 2July 20, 2025 3:56 AM

I imagine her leafing through fashion mags while technicians labor to make her 55 look like 30.

by Anonymousreply 3July 20, 2025 8:29 AM

I'm the 2-hour meeting with the lawyer regarding the negotiations with Donald to increase the financial terms of the prenuptial agreement in exchange for agreeing to spend one night a month in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 4July 20, 2025 9:44 AM

I’m sending Donald’s calls directly to voicemail.

by Anonymousreply 5July 20, 2025 10:09 AM

I’m the ping pong balls to shoot out of my hooch

by Anonymousreply 6July 20, 2025 10:36 AM

I'm the 9 inch black dildo kept in the nightstand. I've just come back from the shop afyer being turbo-charged.

by Anonymousreply 7July 20, 2025 11:25 AM

The truth is ,Melania did re- negotiate her prenup when Trump went to the White House in 2017. I was reading a book sometime ago, called Zero Fail about the Secret Service and the inside workings of the WH detail, the agents, the gossip the infighting, and one of the tidbits that came out was that.

by Anonymousreply 8July 20, 2025 2:23 PM
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