Paul W. Downs

He's hot!

Who is he?

R1, Jimmy from Max's Hacks!

I only know him as the gay “straight” guy from Broad City.

I think he has something to do with that show about a spunky lesbian and one of the designing women?

Is that the guy from Hacks? How is he straight???

Someone on here knows him, he lived a gay life before marrying a woman

Loon in the older threads

R4, 'straight' as dried pasta, I imagine.

This shit again?

Yeah, there's no way this guy is straight.

R7 = manly man, Paul Downs!

He absolutely overheated my gaydar when I started watching Hacks. Sparks flew from the control panel.

I actually thought to myself, he’s putting that on. No gay man is THAT gay. Smelling cookies and the gayvoice? My God, Mary, dial it down.

So, there aren’t enough spit takes in all humanity to portray me when I read he is heterosexual and married to a woman.

My suspicion is it’s a complicated relationship. He’s gay and married a woman he likes so he could have children and the hetero nuclear family. And you know what? Mazeltov. If he and his wife are happy, god bless. But he’s not only the gayest straight man in human history, he’s the gayest gay man in human history.

Um, ok. Get it.

[Quote] Loon in the older threads

There’s no need to be insulting.

he has a small skull

LOL

The closet kills, Paul! ^^

I wonder who was the messy queen at Criterion that decided to include him in their “closet picks?”

What would Hugh say?

Sorry that should be “look in the older threads”

R16, these days, the closet picks are meaningful as the Jennifer Hudson cringe strolls.

Who is this little homosexual boy?

I think he’s great. He’s not only great in front of the camera, but also a talented writer / producer. He’s up for an Emmy nomination for writing episode 9, season 4 of Hacks

Hi, Paul/R21!

I agree r21, he’s so funny.

Wow he is beautiful, a perfect ten. And yes, absolutely flaming but I like that, its sexy as fuck.

I think R10 is on to something - gay man who wanted kids, found an agreeable (and most likely lesbian) woman who had the same goal, and they have made an arrangement. I couldnt live like that, but if it works for them, more power to them

Not too many straight man put that much effort into maintaining that body.

R25, and he certainly loves showing off his dirty pillows!!

Too easy

R10 That’s called a lavender marriage.

In the Closet, he ends virtually every sentence on a question? Is this "Upspeak" kind of a hallmark of gay men his age?

r10 You doing ok?

Fuck, he's chiseled. I had no idea.

I’m fine, my love at r30. Can we leave the zero-effort putdowns to social media please?

[quote]Paul W. Downs. In what universe is this man a red-blooded heterosexual??

It's a syndrome.

r32 No, thanks. Here is fine as well. You typed like a hysterical girl in r10.

^^^ Matt Damon has entered the chat

MAAAAAAAAAAARY!

He’s cute, but looks like he skips too many meals for me.

r35 Meh, you tried. Carry on!

[Quote] you tried.

This and “you ok?” are your favorite replies.

And you are constantly bringing up “teafake.” It’s becoming increasingly clear who you are.

For me, Downs really came into his own in Season 3 of HACKS. I never laughed so much as the episode where he and Jean Smart were flying on the plane and she told him to 'talk from your diaphragm' and let out this low voice (it looked like Smart wanted to burst out laughing). Does anyone have a link to that clip ? Can't recall what episode is was in S3.

After that he just got better and better in Season 4.

Yeah, I get it. Maybe he’s bi and this is the life he wants for himself. He’s not a hypocrite, a so called ex gay or a religious nut.

Whatever it is he’s open to others living how they choose and I think we should just stay out of it. I hate to use the term, but he’s an ally and a talent.

Let's put it this way, the ping that was launched the day he was born is still traveling in outer space waiting to ping back to earth.

The middle initial is gay

The middle initial is "W" for "Well, I never!"

Paul told Jimmy Kimmel that the last time he was on the show, Jeff Goldblum was substitute hosting.

It was the first time they had met, and they hit it off so well, that Jeff even invited Paul to his home in Italy.

*raised eyebrow, pursed lips*

I'd go to Italy for Jeff G and his sizemeat.

He looks great for 42. This 'straight man' has certainly put in a lot of effort in maintaining his high school-era waistline from 25+ years ago..

He’s sexy - always thought so. Handsome in a kind of dorky way.

Come to mama!

When Paul and Tony Goldwyn were wrestling on the ground I wanted them to fuck right then and there.

He's extremely cute.

WHET metrosexuals?

R52, it's been revealed that 99% of them are just closeted cocksuckers.

He’s fine in Hacks, but he was HILARIOUS in Broad City.