Could someone please introduce me to this very cool New Yorker?

OP, do you think he's a ... SNACK?

So I'm like, "I went into this J. Crew store to check out the cashmere sweaters? And, there were, like, a ton of these things laying around the clothes? They are big and thick, some of them, made of heavy cardboard and paper, full of, like, shiny beautiful pictures? And a lot of them were not in color, even. It's amazing to discover these things. Probably a whole lot of people don't even know what they are."

He’s a “Geoff”; the chin fits.

He's cute.

Reminds me very much of a writer friend who was also totally adorable and very smart (a professor). He died a year or so ago.....very sad.

Yup. Boyfriend material, indeed.

He’s no Kurt Thometz.

I mean don’t get me wrong, I’d take him home….