Motel Cumdunp. No Load Refused.

It’s Sheridan Bucket!

I'd like to be guy #26. Maximum snacks.

And will you be offering a lovely punch to your guest, using Mother’s punchbowl?

I don't want loads from guys I'm not interested in, sorry. And not even guys, what if an MTF turns up and wants to breed me? Fucking ew.

I say this not as some finicky 10 either, I'm a 7.

Whatever your rating, R4, please don't forget the lemon squares.

And stop asking about the sores!

How old are you, r4? Those numbers aren't real. I might see you and think you're a 10 or a 2.

I've seen R4. He is, in fact, a 2.

No, 2 is deformed-adjacent, verging on disability. Anything below 5 entails some sort of grotesque factor that severely hinders one's ability to pull dick.

[quote]Those numbers aren't real.

Yes, they are, and it's in fact an important part of the maturation process when you realise where you fall on the totem pole, so you can set realistic expectations. I wouldn't go after a 9 or above because I don't have a fetish for humiliation and rejection. And if you're still in doubt, look around and you'll notice how 10s very rarely keep company with anyone below a 7, unless they're related or super loaded. That's just (often unconscious) mating selection at work, happens elsewhere in nature as well.

Physical attraction is the most subjective thing in the world, r9. It's like saying that a sandwich is a 7 in terms of deliciousness. Maybe to you it's a 7.

I've had sex with plenty of people who weren't conventionally attractive but still turned me on for one reason or another. Maybe I liked how they smelled or maybe they looked like my brother's best friend from high school. The number obsession is just a way of trying to simplify a very complicated world. It deserves as much respect as astrology.

Are you in North?

I just came for the free snacks.

We tolerate no such unseemly behaviour in North, R11.

You didn’t used to a weatherman did you OP?

Bring a chuck of ice and shove it in my ass.

Beware of this scammer! Do NOT bring lemon squares.