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He treated me like a cumrag with a pulse. And honestly?

That's all I've ever wanted.

by Anonymousreply 11July 19, 2025 4:07 AM

[quote]That's all I've ever wanted.

Yes we know Mr Bathhouse.

by Anonymousreply 1July 19, 2025 1:04 AM

Melania, 🤦🏻‍♂️ you can’t go for the hard stuff first. We’ve been over this and back.

by Anonymousreply 2July 19, 2025 1:07 AM

Thanks for sharing, Senator Graham

by Anonymousreply 3July 19, 2025 1:12 AM

Absolute poetry OP

by Anonymousreply 4July 19, 2025 1:16 AM

Was this before or after your press briefing Ms. Leavitt?

by Anonymousreply 5July 19, 2025 1:17 AM

I suggest a glass of medicated sherry and a few weeks at Cascade.

by Anonymousreply 6July 19, 2025 1:25 AM

He didn’t leave those 100s on the nightstand because he wanted to talk to you, dear. He has a wife for that.

by Anonymousreply 7July 19, 2025 1:32 AM

Tweak it into a haiku, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8July 19, 2025 1:35 AM

I'm glad you finally found someone, dear.

by Anonymousreply 9July 19, 2025 3:26 AM

Hold still while I use one of your holes (NSFW)

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by Anonymousreply 10July 19, 2025 4:05 AM

🌊 🐄 🧵

by Anonymousreply 11July 19, 2025 4:07 AM
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