Confident Martha

I believe Ava Gardner didn't need an apron when she fried chicken as she "wasn't a messy cook".

Confident Martha also states that one must have a pot of fresh mint growing in the corner of one’s garden.

Please fuck off then Martha. Anyone who grows mint knows how invasive it is. Potted mint.

Ooops. You did say pot. Sorry.

"One must also have a pot of fresh mint growing in the corner of one’s prison cell."

Confident Martha is not pedestrian and would never boil a lobster.

Confident Martha STEAMS her lobsters face down in a large pot in which she has three cups of water and a cup of vodka which is at a medium boil. The lobsters steam their way to lobster heaven in a drunken haze.

I’ve seen her wear an apron a couple of times. The only one that stands out in my mind is the clambake from the first or second season.

It took ages, but I finally hunted these down and they are all available on Roku on demand.

I prefer Bitchy Martha.

Not wearing an apron while cooking is a totally amateur move.

Insider trading and getting caught is an amateur move.