Extreme skydiver Felix Baumgartner is dead to me!

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Are you sure that’s not an AI mashup of what Mark Wahlberg and David Beckham’s love child would look like?

What a way to go. That’s a lot of time to know you’re about to die. Orban supporter or not it’s sad.

I keep expecting to hear the same about hottie Alexis Landot.

[quote]but apparently a right-wing prick who loved Orban.

Gross, though not surprising for an Austrian. Their left is as dead as him now.

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It’s sad that he died fighting an oil rig fire while he was paragliding. But at least he didn’t feel the splat.

He made a jump from space to earth. That’s amazing. Not even Superman can do that.

The swimming pool was reportedly crowded at the time of the incident, teeming with playing children who were forced to witness the sport star's tragic death, as per Repubblica.

[quote]Are you sure that’s not an AI mashup of what Mark Wahlberg and David Beckham’s love child would look like?

Now he's a real-life mashup up Felix Baumgartner and an Italian swimming pool.