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Matt Damon meets a cookie sniffer

How did he control himself?

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by Anonymousreply 16July 18, 2025 6:50 AM

This beard doesn't make me look like a FAG, does it?

by Anonymousreply 1July 17, 2025 7:09 PM

The other guy is much cuter than Matt.

by Anonymousreply 2July 17, 2025 7:11 PM

He needs to get rid of that beard (literally). He looks like a hillbilly homo out of Deliverance.

by Anonymousreply 3July 17, 2025 7:11 PM

Yes, very cute, although those teef need some de-staining.

by Anonymousreply 4July 17, 2025 7:17 PM

[quote]This beard doesn't make me look like a FAG, does it?

No, just makes you look ugly.

Very unbecoming. If you're going to grow a beard at least keep it trimmed and neat.

by Anonymousreply 5July 17, 2025 7:19 PM

I picture him immediately running to the bathroom and screaming slurs into a travel pillow.

by Anonymousreply 6July 17, 2025 7:19 PM

I’ve met plenty of cookie sniffers in my day. I’m quite sophisticated, you know.

by Anonymousreply 7July 17, 2025 7:20 PM

The beard is for Ulysses.

by Anonymousreply 8July 17, 2025 7:20 PM

In Morocco they don’t call them “cookie sniffers.” They just call them “boys.” I love it here.

by Anonymousreply 9July 17, 2025 7:22 PM

Instead of a swear box his daughter has invented a form of musical punishment for every slur uttered.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 17, 2025 7:58 PM

Goddamn, he looks old as FUCK!

by Anonymousreply 11July 17, 2025 8:02 PM

Hey, look.

It's FATASS Damon!

by Anonymousreply 12July 17, 2025 8:02 PM

[quote] It's FATASS Damon!

Why fatass?

by Anonymousreply 13July 17, 2025 8:12 PM

That’s a homeless dude.

by Anonymousreply 14July 17, 2025 8:15 PM

[quote] That’s a homeless dude.

No. He's a cookie sniffer.

by Anonymousreply 15July 18, 2025 3:54 AM

Ugh. The Odyssey is going to be so bad.

by Anonymousreply 16July 18, 2025 6:50 AM
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