Michelle Bachmann
Wife. Mother. Cheerleader. Congressional Representative.
Those are just a few words that describe this tax attorney from the American Middle West. Yet, she claims her real identity is through her relationship with Jesus Christ, who, through her devotion to Him helped launched her political career.
Ten years after being elected to the Minnesota State Legislature, she was running for president with competition that consisted of Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman Jr., Ron Paul, and Rick Santorum. Although unsuccessful, she held her own in this boy's club.
Now, out of politics and into academia, she focuses on raising foster children, helping people with eating disorders, and spreading the word of God.
She is, of course, Michelle Bachmann.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 18, 2025 3:57 PM
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She had half the charisma but three times the brain of Sarah Palin.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 17, 2025 3:48 PM
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I recall hating her, but I cannot remember why at this point - and I hadn't thought of her in years until scrolling past this.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 17, 2025 3:51 PM
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Is the uber-gay husband still part of her merry band of Christian con artists??
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 17, 2025 3:53 PM
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There’s enough for both of us hun!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 17, 2025 3:55 PM
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Total nutcase. I remember her on some show saying oil pipelines in Alaska were good for wildlife because they could warm up next to the pipeline.
Also had uber-gay husband that ran re-education camps for gays.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 17, 2025 3:57 PM
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[quote] Also had uber-gay husband that ran re-education camps for gays.
I get the vibe that Michelle and Marcus are both "ex-gays."
She looks uber-lesbian, and we all know that Marcus is a total flamer.
There are lots of couples like them in the "pray the gay away" community.
How she ever thought that her husband would pass the media test when she ran for President, is beyond me.
I remember that video of him mincing down a school hallway, became an instant meme. That's when her campaign imploded.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 17, 2025 4:08 PM
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Marcus Bachmann Is Not Getting Married to Randy Rainbow
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 17, 2025 4:11 PM
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Some of these people are so far up their own ass R10. They think they're chosen by God. Of course, the entire world (including Republicans) knew Marcus was gay as a goose. Much like they all know Miss Lindsey is an old homo. I don't know why they just don't come out.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 17, 2025 4:14 PM
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[quote] I remember that video of him mincing down a school hallway, became an instant meme. That's when her campaign imploded.
Here.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 17, 2025 4:16 PM
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WTF ever happened to Michelle??? I assume she’s be preparing for the End of Times.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 17, 2025 4:24 PM
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We can all assume Michelle’s never experienced the glories of having her pussy licked
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 17, 2025 4:24 PM
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[quote] We can all assume Michelle’s never experienced the glories of having her pussy licked
Not by a man.
But definitely by other women.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 17, 2025 4:34 PM
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She’s completely crazy. I thought she was in a padded room already.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 17, 2025 4:34 PM
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She was popular in the Tea Party movement
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 17, 2025 4:37 PM
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Michelle loved a good tea bagging!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 17, 2025 4:40 PM
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[quote]WTF ever happened to Michelle??? I assume she’s be preparing for the End of Times.
Doing commercials for CarShield. I wonder what their main shills Ice-T and Vivica A. Fox think about that.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 17, 2025 4:42 PM
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She is a professor at Regent University
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 17, 2025 4:44 PM
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What does she teach? Bearding 101?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 17, 2025 4:45 PM
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Bad Facelifts 103 and What To Do With Flighty Spouses, R23.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 17, 2025 4:48 PM
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She is the Dean of the Robertson School of Government at Regent University
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 17, 2025 4:49 PM
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She ISN'T Michele Bachmann!
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 17, 2025 4:49 PM
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[quote] She is a professor at Regent University
Was she turned down by Trump University?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 17, 2025 4:50 PM
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On the campaign trail she said John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa.
She was wrong. John Wayne GACY was from Waterloo....
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 17, 2025 4:50 PM
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Same Same, R28; we will not further castigate JWG!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 17, 2025 4:52 PM
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Marcus loves to sing Waterloo in the shower!
🎶 Waterloo, how does it feel? You won the war 🎶
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 17, 2025 4:52 PM
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WTF is Regent University?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 18, 2025 3:29 PM
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God she was a real lunatic in her time but I would take her over every single one of the nuts we have right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 18, 2025 3:38 PM
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Regent University is a Christian college founded by Pat Robertson, located in Virginia Beach, VA.
It offers online undergrad and graduate degrees and preys on military families in the Hampton Roads area. It has a high acceptance rate and greedily gobbles up federal loans and the GI Bill.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 18, 2025 3:39 PM
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Marcus loves his wife deeply and he tells me about their lovemaking sessions during our Bible studies.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 18, 2025 3:44 PM
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[quote] It ... greedily gobbles up
Speaking of greedily gobbling up, I heard that Miss Marcus Bachmann is a hungry cockgobbler!
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 18, 2025 3:57 PM
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