The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 19

So to recap:

1) Jesus Jugs is gone

2) Jenn's marrying the douche canoe on the beach in a bikini

3) Gina moved into a house that isn't sad and is living with Travis again

4) Heather hasn't eaten since last season wrapped

5) Emily *has* eaten and has an odd-looking face

6) Tamrat is still a shrill bitch

7) Katie's getting this season's villain edit

8) Shannon spends lots of money on stupid things

I didn't even know it had started

Looks like Emily has regained all the weight she lost last season. It was almost inevitable that she wouldn't be able to sustain her insane workout regimen.

And there is definitely something "off" about her face. The lower half looks different, like she might have had botched chin implant surgery or filler that hardened. She's getting a Rocky Dennis look about her.

[quote]4) Heather hasn't eaten since last season wrapped

HA!!!

Heather is definitely bone thin. She must be stressing out over her lesbian daughter with anxiety issues living an oh-so-difficult life as a study abroad student in Paris.

Best news is the rumor that Heather and Katie will not be back next season. I loathe Heather and her bitch Terry. Emily seems to be unraveling. I like Gina. Jen is still delusional.

How is Shannon still around? She's been on for over ten years, right?

R7 Shannon is the OC's forever trainwreck. They can't dispose of her. She's the show's perpetual spectacle.

I hate Gretchen but I love that they brought her back to piss off Tammy Sue just like they brought Alexis back to piss off Shannon.

Gretchen hasn't made her debut yet, but in one of the previews, she talks about how she hasn't aged at all and how she hasn't had any plastic surgery.

Well, she may not have had surgery, but she's had so much Botox and filler that her face is completely frozen and she can barely move her mouth.

Looks like Emily's marriage is gonna be on the rocks again this season. Not surprisingly, it seems like her midget husband won't be stepping up to help care for their autistic son.

I don't know why she just doesn't divorce that little pipsqueak loser. He's such a selfish prick.

Slade and Ryan. Two douchebags loving their 15 minutes of fame thanks to their idiot girlfriends. Katie's hubby was kind of aloof last season but looks like he drank the kool aid. How did Shannon produce three smart lovely daughters. Are they adopted?

R12 But do we really know if Shannon's daughters are smart?

They certainly have gone through their share of trauma, first living with Shannon and their dad for so many years in their dysfunction, then moving on to The Giant Forehead and his Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf relationship with their mom.

R13. You're right. When I said smart I meant smarter than Shannon. ☺️