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Kelly Ripa Complains about Morning Sex with Husband Mark Consuelos

Kelly Ripa is thanking her lucky stars that husband Mark Consuelos is now her Live cohost -- because it's put a halt to one of her least favorite activities: Morning sex.

The morning show host opened up about her sex life with her hubby on the latest episode of the Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast, where the Live with Kelly and Mark star wondered whether podcaster Amanda Hirsch was an "evening person or a morning person" when it comes to doing the deed.

"Definitely not morning," Hirsch replied, as Ripa said, in her experience, "Men are morning people."

"I find it disgusting," Ripa then said of morning sex, before revealing Consuelos -- her husband of nearly 30 years -- "only" wants it int he AM. "He hasn't learned, he'll never learn," she continued, adding, "He's a guy. He's never going to learn."

"He wants to kiss, and I have a retainer in. I gotta rip that out. And he's got his nasal strips on," she explained of why she's not a fan -- saying "it's like we are the most repulsive, disgusting" versions of themselves in the morning.

"That d--k has a brain of its own and it doesn't see the retainer," Ripa then joked, before adding, "I'm already pre-disgusted for tomorrow morning."

The former soap star said she's even sat her other half down and explained her side of things to him, telling Hirsch she told him, "Here's the thing, there needs to be a yin and a yang here. It can't always be your way, 'cause it feels like 90 percent of the time, it's your way."

"And now that we work together every day, it's gonna have to sometimes be my way, and my way's at night only," she said the told him, pointing out how the two now have similar schedules ever since he started cohosting with her on the ABC series.

Their early call times for Live, at least, have put a bit of a moratorium on morning sex, however.

"The greatest thing about this job, this thing has like, almost repulsed him from morning time during the work week," she explained "It's so early and it's like a miracle."

"May this show last until he suffers from erectile dysfunction," she then quipped. "He's in his mid-50s now. Shouldn't that be happening now? I was promised!"

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by Anonymousreply 30July 16, 2025 10:13 PM

Yeah, we know heterosexuality is fucked up. Males and females want different things from sex.

by Anonymousreply 1July 16, 2025 7:09 PM

I'll gladly volunteer to take the morning shift for her.

by Anonymousreply 2July 16, 2025 7:14 PM

[quote]I'm already pre-disgusted for tomorrow morning.

Why are fraus like this?

by Anonymousreply 3July 16, 2025 7:15 PM

ew.

by Anonymousreply 4July 16, 2025 7:16 PM

I'd rather have morning sex when you have energy, and the weight of the day and all its shortcomings and disappointments isn't on you or your mind.

by Anonymousreply 5July 16, 2025 7:16 PM

Morning sex is the best. They should both go to the bathroom and remove the nasal strips and/or retainers.

I have a tiny bit of sympathy for her. It would be annoying if you told your partner that you hated something and then they kept trying to do it.

by Anonymousreply 6July 16, 2025 7:18 PM

She just keeps becoming more repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 7July 16, 2025 7:21 PM

What does Mark do instead for his "morning relief"? Where does he go? Does he just rub one out in the bathroom, or does he "take the dog for a walk'?

by Anonymousreply 8July 16, 2025 8:36 PM

As if they still sleep together.

Mark's probably blowing off steam in the locker room at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 9July 16, 2025 8:45 PM

[quote] What does Mark do instead for his "morning relief"? Where does he go?

He jogs over to Anderson’s place.

by Anonymousreply 10July 16, 2025 9:02 PM

Is he requiring her to put some kind of effort into it? Let him do his business and move on with your day. It’s incredible that a woman of her age would complain about getting attention from her husband, a husband who could easily find someone younger and more appreciative.

by Anonymousreply 11July 16, 2025 9:05 PM

TMI there, Ripa

by Anonymousreply 12July 16, 2025 9:05 PM

Wouldn’t it be easier to clean out her hole in the morning along with other hygiene activities? Would she rather sleep with his load?

by Anonymousreply 13July 16, 2025 9:09 PM

Are they still living on the UES? Anderson lives in the village

by Anonymousreply 14July 16, 2025 9:10 PM

I can hear my dear late mother now.

"Common, just common".

by Anonymousreply 15July 16, 2025 9:11 PM

I have never understood why any man would fuck this truculent harpy.

by Anonymousreply 16July 16, 2025 9:14 PM

I can see why Regis never spoke to her again once he left the show.

by Anonymousreply 17July 16, 2025 9:19 PM

Where's the Frau "women want sex just as much as men" brigade to chime in here? Late, as usual.

by Anonymousreply 18July 16, 2025 9:22 PM

[quote]"That d--k has a brain of its own and it doesn't see the retainer," Ripa then joked

Kathie Lee would never.

by Anonymousreply 19July 16, 2025 9:33 PM

[quote]Wouldn’t it be easier to clean out her hole in the morning along with other hygiene activities?

Front or back?

by Anonymousreply 20July 16, 2025 9:34 PM

Why is there a need to share this? Does it serve some greater good?

Did it ever occur to her that some things should remain secret between lovers and couples?

by Anonymousreply 21July 16, 2025 9:38 PM

She probably said it to appear relatable, r21. I'm skeptical that they even sleep in the same bed.

by Anonymousreply 22July 16, 2025 9:44 PM

Nothing wrong with a little Mark in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 23July 16, 2025 9:49 PM

Why are so many women so insufferable?

by Anonymousreply 24July 16, 2025 9:49 PM

She’s got nothing on Nancy Mace.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 16, 2025 9:51 PM

Cock-a-doodle-don’t

by Anonymousreply 26July 16, 2025 9:56 PM

As if he’s humping that bag of bones. I’m sure Anderson and Andy help him out just fine in that area. And they have bigger breasts than Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 27July 16, 2025 10:05 PM

As a cemetery ghoul, Kelly Ripa is uncomfortable during the sunlight hours.

by Anonymousreply 28July 16, 2025 10:08 PM

These two vapid, fake, plastic, classist cunts really do try hard, don’t they?

by Anonymousreply 29July 16, 2025 10:08 PM

This bitch is still on the air?

by Anonymousreply 30July 16, 2025 10:13 PM
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