Tell Us How Lazy You Are

Big whoop. I'll ignore the piece of lint in the first place!

I would tell you but I’m far too lazy to make the effort

You don't even want to know.

I have a pee jar by my bed so if I have to pee in the night I don't have to go far.

Same as r4, only I use it during the day as well. DL is addictive, sue me.

I have a Twix wrapper under my bed since early March. I could easily bend down and pick it up but I don't feel like it.

Same, OP. I get irrationally pissed when the vacuum doesn't do its job properly.

If you've ever cleaned up a spill with a paper towel and your foot because you don't want to bend over, or god forbid, get out the mop - you know.

I'll use a hanger to pull/push stuff on my closet shelf closer to the edge so I can more easily reach and retrieve rather than unfold the step stool resting a few steps away.

I haven't gotten the car washed in months because going to a car wash for 10 minutes is just too much for me.

I have several important and overdue reports to submit but I rather spend my time on DL.

R10- I owned a Volkswagen Rabbit 🐇 for 14 years and I never had it washed once.

I usually use Instacart rather than go to the grocery store. I could easily go to the store myself, I'm just too lazy.

I never get the lure if instacart. Isn’t shopping for food fun?

Only 14 responses? It seems the Fat Whores of Datalounge are too lazy to type.

I thought this thread would be huge.

My neighbors were hosting a party three doors down recently.

I drove.

I always assumed that all men have pee jars. Are there some men who don't?

I'm to Lazy to care OP.

I don’t get out of bed on average till 2-3pm.

I answer work emails on my phone rather than lean forward in my chair to use my desktop.

Too lazy to resond....

It takes me at least a week but usually longer to pick up my mail from the mailbox cluster which takes less than 30 seconds to walk to.

I don’t think it’s just laziness with the vacuum thing. You paid money for this thing so that you would Not have to bend over and pick it up and by God it had better do its job!

I should win the award for laziness – sometimes when I’m in bed at night, it’s a glass of water on my side table. I won’t even reach for it because it requires me to turn over in bed and reach my arm out to grab it. Even if I’m really thirsty.

R10 and R12 Rain is nature’s car wash.

I’ve gone to the beach and sat on the sand for seventeen days in a row, as of today.

I load up the dishwasher and wash everything.

Instead of being a responsible adult and putting everything away, I just start using the dishes right out of the washer.

I keep stuff in the sink until most everything that was in the washer is dirty again, then load up and start all over.

I just couldn’t entertain my hubby’s houseguest. He invited them to stay, then remembered the Macy Gray tickets. I was alone with a stranger! We played pinball and ate tacos. I wish these things were easier for me. I need notice if I’m supposed to be entertaining.

I clean my house on Sundays. I need something to be on TV at a specific time to start cleaning. For example, in Fall, football games start at 1 PM ET. I'll start cleaning at 11 AM so that I've done what I need to do by the kick off. I only have a 2 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 floor condo so I don't really have THAT much cleaning to do.

As R27 mentioned, I do the same thing. Mainly because most of the dirty dishes are Cos' ceramic bowls. I only have so many so, when all but one is dirty, I run the dishwasher. It's easier for me to use them from the dishwasher since my self-diagnosed OCD makes me put the clean plates at the bottom and clean glasses in the back so that they are all used equally.

It takes me a week to clean my 2 bedroom apartment. I just hate cleaning and have to stop every 5 minutes.

If I am out walking and my shoe comes untied I will walk as long as it takes until I get to a stoop, step or wall I can rest my foot on to tie the shoe.

I feel like this thread would be a lot more disgusting if this were a forum for straight men. Having spent a lifetime around them, none of what has been posted here is that surprising.

eww...I don't want it to get disgusting, tho, R32.

It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And you know it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town

R27, I do that with mugs since I use several a day and have so many, but I put the used ones in the bottom of my dishwasher, not in my sink. Sometimes I just leave them there when I turn on the dishwasher, they get just as clean.

I am too lazy to unzip my pants so when I pee I just hang my junk over the belt.