Jennifer Love Hewitt “shows off her curves” per US weekly

She is ready to play Matron Mama Morton!

She's now Jennifer Love Hugetits, ass, arms AND thighs...

She chose face, je pense.

She looks like a man.

Massive body with a little head. Where is her snack purse?

Why does this 50 year old mattress (with endless nights of tossing & turning) waste time trying to look 25! She had her day in the sun, now the clouds are rolling in (Fast!) and you can't turn back time no matter how much you exercise or spend on 'treatments'.

She has always wanted to look like a sex kitten (unconvincingly) but a her age she now looks desperate

Didn't she just have a baby?

I think you mean Jennifer Love Hugetits

It's not often I feel sorry for inanimate objects, like chairs

She's on the cutting edge of the new trend: the proud Anti-Wegovy bod.

"I could be a lemming and go on weight-loss drugs like everyone in Hollywood, but I bang my own drum."

I Know What She Ate Last Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring.

Us big gals wear the smoky eye. It makes us look slimmer.

She looks like she drives a semi cross-country.

Looks like bad Photoshop. She had her last child 4 years ago.

I never understood her appeal. Forgettable in every way.

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Sydney Sweeney's future.

There's always some big titty It Girl for a few years - JLW, Kristina Hendricks, Pam Anderson, etc.

Enjoy it while you can.

Monica: The camera adds ten pounds!

Chandler: How many cameras were on her?

Maybe now she qualifies for a SAG award

Hugetits

She’s just been cast as the lead in The Mariah Carey Story. That explains everything.

What's going on with her chest? Is it just an optical illusion because of the hair, or there more to it?

*is there

"Little" Black Dress. 😂

She’s a full figured woman, but the figure is pleasing.

Is she black? If she's black this look and weight is A OK.

R24 It's a wonder her ankles didn't snap under all of that weight.

“I bang my own drum.”

Drumstick, third one from the KFC party bucket!

For too long now, US Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense.

Which is what makes this week’s Us Weekly so amazing.

A D List star on the cover but inside the pages, they tear Love a new a-hole!

So Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer engaged. Why?

According to the magazine, she was the one who broke it off. Because she’s so f-cked up. Apparently JLH would call Ross McCall several times during the day when he couldn’t accompany her on the set of Ghost Whisperer and demand that he tell her he missed her. And couldn’t wait to be with her. “I want to hear you say you love”. On the rare occasion when he’d beg her to stop smothering him, she’d freak out and wail – something about trust issues lingering from her parents’ divorce.

Then there’s the whole weight issue. You’ll recall she was photographed on the beach looking like a normal sized person last year but was ridiculed in the tabloids. At the time, she claimed she was proud of her body, but then went on to lose 20 pounds anyway. Supposedly the costume department on her show is on high alert all the time for when her clothes don’t fit. She keeps insisting she’s a 2 when in reality she’s closer to a 6. And when she tries on a 2 that is too tight, she demands that another 2 or a 4 be found in its place.

In other words, Janice Min is calling Jennifer Love Hewitt insecure, clingy, and… not thin.

It’s war.

Huge tits

If she’s no longer engaged, she should get together with recently divorced Scott Wolf.

So are we really getting all of these pics and bio updates from these 90s has-beens over that remake of I Know What You Did Last Summer - which wasn't even a good film?

She looks like a living photoshop

I think my rear tires have less pressure.

I don’t see any curves in that dress. It’s like an armored corset.

She looks like a housewife who makes baked pasta dishes with heavy cream AND cream cheese

R24 - pleasing? Maybe to Duncan Hines and Aunt Jemimah.

She looks like some hillbilly who somehow captured America's attention and is getting her 15 mins of fame. Like a fatter Hawk Tuah girl.

The dress makes her boobs look non existent.

Such a bad dress for her. It really emphasizes her short neck, broad shoulders and heavy arms. She has never had great style though. The hair is too long too IMO. Demi Moore can pull off long hair in her sixties because she is very thin and has has incredible style. It is nota look for everyone.

She’s ready for her new show, Cake Whisperer.

Flaunting her curvaceous figure!

Here's the thing - she has TWO PAIRS OF SPANX on underneath that dress. You can bet your ass on it .

I hope she doesn't think that she can re-start her career because now she's a relatable, perky fat woman.

That position is filled - PERMANENTLY.

She looks Italian.

I thought she was white.

She looks like the epitome of feminine beauty!

R30 - She’s happily married.

She always had a weak chin and now it's just melted.

It's not really a big deal she gained a bunch of weight...she's always had a huge set of tits, and her hips and ass were always sizeable as well.

However - NOW she's suffering from a thick-as-fuck neck upon which a skinny head/face sits. She looks like someone could only find the Skipper doll head for a Mon-Chi-Chi doll body (minus the hair)...it's vastly out-of-proportion.

I thought stars had stylists.

R47 Her neck is fine.

HEY CHRISSY METZ @r41

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Hogsville

Oh but everyone looooooved this look in Mad Men.

r49 did you look at her neck in OP's pic? It's almost the same size as the width of her head.

There looks to be about 1/2 inch difference on either side between her neck width and head width.

This photo belongs in the Barrel Chested thread from a few days ago 😄

Jenny, you’re hiding a very attractive dame with too much lunch.

They've perfected the head transplant?

Wow! She looks more like Jennifer Love’s Hoagies.

Where do actor’s get those fat suits? Very convincing…

At least she’s not as fat as Matt Leblanc

Linebacker realness!

She was great in “Munchie”.

So she was signed on for this in April/May 2024 - and it filmed last fall and spring of this year.

14-15 months seems like enough time to get your body back in shape - just saying.

or maybe THIS is the end result and it was a lot worse last year?

We're so used to seeing size 2 or 4s - she's probably a 12 or 14. We just don't see women who look like this - at least not in these types of outfits.

If you watch 9-1-1, her character is constantly wearing blazers and/or a million layers to hide her body. Literally she'll be indoors in LA and wearing a winter coat. It's insane.

Well we certainly know what she did last summer… eat.

The Entenmann's Whisperer.

It’s a really bizarre picture, I think the lighting is probably making her look much worse than she did in person, in natural light. It looks like she’s wearing a foam bodybuilder suit like they’d put under Superman’s costume.

You could fit two of her in my fat daughter!

Does she still smell like vanilla?

Isn’t her body a wonderland? Or was that song about someone else?

Do you want to look like this?

Or do you want to eat spaghetti with marinara sauce, creamy fettuccine alfredo, baked ziti, macaroni and cheese, garlic butter shrimp, grilled chicken breast, honey-glazed ham, roast beef with au jus, meatballs in gravy, fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, scalloped potatoes, steamed green beans, roasted brussels sprouts, buttery corn on the cob, Caesar salad, garden salad with ranch dressing, pasta salad with olives and feta, potato salad, coleslaw, dinner rolls with butter, garlic breadsticks, deviled eggs, cheese cubes and crackers, spinach and artichoke dip, shrimp cocktail, sweet and sour chicken, lo mein noodles, fried rice, egg rolls, sushi rolls, wonton soup, pizza slices, nacho bar with queso and salsa, chili, cornbread, mini sliders, barbecue ribs, chicken tenders, tater tots, mozzarella sticks, chocolate chip cookies, brownies, cheesecake slices, banana pudding, soft-serve ice cream, apple pie, chocolate mousse, fruit salad, and cupcakes with sprinkles.

Wasn't she the milkshake girl?

Or maybe she is now.

My straight cousin went into hysterics when I called her Jennifer Love Hugetits. He thought only straight guys knew that nickname.

Obvious photoshop - her head was put on someone else's body, like some old female bodybuilder.

Yes, r70 - it was a John Mayer song about Jennifer. They were a thing for awhile ages ago.

JM also called Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm."

I wonder how he refers to his bae Andy Cohen?

R66 -still laughing here…

R71 - actually very few of those sound remotely tempting. Shrimp cocktail and sushi rolls are not high calorie at all.

Is that the choice? Be then or eat like a 400lb shut in?

That's fat people fantasy - that thin people never eat anything fattening and deprive themselves all day, every day. No - they just eat in moderation and exercise - they indulge in small ways - not every single day and every meal, like most fat people.

There's no excuse for looking like this today. Even Lizzo is in better shape.

R63 -I think she lost some weight for the movie and then it came back.

R77 - You tell 'em Oprah!

She's now a full-figured gal.

I’m usually the most viscous bitch here, but girl seems to be comfortable in her body and she usually looks much better on 911 — and in interviews and candids, she’s funny and seems not to take herself too seriously.

Yeah, I don't hate her at all. If she is okay with her body and it's not causing her any health issues (even if it is), it's her choice. I posted upthread about her thick neck, but I meant to also add I thought it might be a bad camera angle. However, she's definitely gained weight, but again - her body, her choices.

At least she's not constantly posting pics of her body in some stupid, skimpy swimsuit or outfit a la Lizzo and she doesn't lie about what she wants. If she chooses to eventually use medication to lose weight, I'd lay odds she'd tell the truth about it. She's always seemed like the oversharing type, but then again, so am I.

She’s relatively thin in the waist.

mounjaro.

She’s really short, so even 10 extra pounds is gonna make her look like a beached whale.

[quote] I think she lost some weight for the movie and then it came back.

That's what happens when you eat for a party of five.

Has anyone seen I Know What You Did Last Summer?

We all know What She Did Last Summer - she ate her body weight in cake and ice cream, each day.

She needs a stylist and a better colorist. The hair color is so brassy and bad. With better hair and a more flattering dress she wouldnt have looked so puffy and faded

I really don’t think her body looks that bad. However, after she sees these pics, you can bet she will be on GLP-1 and then emerge much lighter in six months or so.

Caftans are your friends, JLove.

She has Liv Tyler's body.

[quote] Caftans are your friends, JLove.

I've lost 60 lbs since the beginning of the year. I can loan her a few of mine.

Unless a woman is super skinny like Angelina Jolie or has idealised curves like Rihanna, it’s hard to have arm tattoos without looking like a truck driver.

15lbs of potatoes in a 5lb sack.

Police?.I think I've found who STOLE MY SNACK PURSE!

I will never forgive her for trying to play Audrey Hepburn with those two cantaloupes.

Will JLH, Lens, and Chrissy star in the Charlie's Angels reboot?

R97 That was a mistake.

How can she be so fat with a skinny face? She's the same size as Bryce Dallas Howard, who has a double-chin.

Never understood the appeal.

R100 Some people gain in their face, others don’t. Christina Hendricks also had a skinny face.

It looks so photoshopped. WTF. Her head is normal but her neck and body is so big.

It's the ARMS for me. They are enormous and disproportionate.

I've never seen a woman carry so much weight in her arms alone.

She ate herself.

She's shaped like the Hulk now.

She will clearly be the mightiest silverback in the entire troop. Now the only question for this remake is: whom do we cast opposite her as Dian Fossey?

She’s eating for a Party Of Five.

So I presume she's in pre-production to the sequal to her Audrey Hepburn film?

R100 back when The Biggest Loser was on I used to notice that many of the women had thin, beautiful faces to go with their obese bodies. It happens.

My you have such a pretty face.

She looks like a tranny. A man with tits and a wig.

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Maybe a bunch more posters can write Jennifer Love Hugetits since it’s just soooo funny

Is she a great big fat person?

Just throw a helmet on her and she could play for the NFL.

She reminds me of my neighbor's armchairs.

She has three kids and the body is in great shape surviving that bullshit.

She should avoid the wind - at a certain age, those triceps are going to flap like flags. I had two of the best choir directors who flapped while working with us assholes. My obsessive compulsive mind used their back arm flaps as counterpoint (if you sing, you start before the beat and those arm flaps gave me full warning).

Anyway, that’s what 46 looks like and I’m happy she gets free press.

something looks off like she's wearing a nude sleeve

Jennifer Love Hugetits.

The posing is cringeworthy. She's doing the classic hands-on-the-hips (but really the hands are in front of the hips to make the waist look smaller.) So awkward and obvious. That said, she would have look just fine in a flattering outfit. That dress is a sausage casing.

R121 Right, and some people should not do sleeveless.

Her upper arms and neck/shoulder area are tragic.

It's "Jennifer Lugs Huge Tits," for anyone who cares.

I'm confused. Was the head photoshopped onto a walrus?

She looks like Breakfast-Club-era Judd Nelson in OP's pic.

Yeah, she would certainly look better with better styling, everything looks bad, hair included.

As r74 noted above, in 9-1-1 they go out of their way to disguise the weight gain, to the point of being noticeable. Now they may as well give up.

Her hot husband, Brian Hallisay, starred in the Cold Case episode Forever Blue as the lover of the gay cop who got killed by other cops (the older version at the end was Chad Everett). It's one of the "gay" Cold Case episodes that people always talk about.

She's lucky that she's the one making money. He has a lot to loose if he cheats or divorces.

I didn’t know her husband was gay.

Was she in I Know What You Did Last Summer?

If she gets much bigger, those arms will look like two ham hocks.

R129 Yes

Jennifer loves to chew it

When women get to a certain weight, they shouldn't wear tight clothing. Long, flowy frocks are very flattering! I should know.

She should take a lesson from Jennifer Coolidge

Why is her neck so thick and her face so slim? She looks like a wrestler. I wonder if her husband is scared of her.

Was she in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer?

She looks better in video.

She looks like a Stretch Armstrong with a tiny female head from another doll

r130 you wouldn't believe how goddamn hard it is to find dresses with sleeves these days. It's borderline ridiculous that almost every dress you see these days are sleeveless or have teeny tiny cap sleeves.

I'm not kidding. I've often thought about starting a clothing company specializing in dresses and tops WITH SLEEVES. I'd even call it SLEEVE.

Here she was in 2019.