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I have been invited to McDonald's restaurant

On a date. Far downtown. I cannot afford it.

by Anonymousreply 10July 16, 2025 9:26 PM

it has gotten quite expensive OP.

by Anonymousreply 1July 15, 2025 4:00 PM

OP sounds too poor to be fat.

Do what all good whores do, and trade your stuff for a hot meal!

by Anonymousreply 2July 15, 2025 4:03 PM

Tell your date to use his rewards, damnit, and get you the Big Mac that you deserve!

by Anonymousreply 3July 15, 2025 4:07 PM

We are so hateful to each other.

by Anonymousreply 4July 15, 2025 4:11 PM

You date my husband? Wishing all the lucks with that. Be Best, OP. I no need stanky orange man any of the ways. If he ask you to get new kidneys and he says he pay for them? I say be awares.

by Anonymousreply 5July 15, 2025 4:26 PM

If you go, grab all the ketchup packets that you can before the tomato tariff kicks in.

by Anonymousreply 6July 15, 2025 4:47 PM

Tear down that BITCH of a financial problem and put a Big Mac where it OUGHT TO BE!

by Anonymousreply 7July 15, 2025 4:51 PM

Welcome back, Darfur Orphan. We've missed you like you miss food.

by Anonymousreply 8July 15, 2025 5:14 PM

Have you considered the dumpster behind Delmonico's? I hear it's full of pigeons.

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2025 5:17 PM

Tell me about it, OP.

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