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I want to smell him, his skin, his hair,

the smell of his clothes and socks with the smell of his whole body

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2025 10:46 AM

Can we not do this tonight?

by Anonymousreply 1July 15, 2025 4:41 AM

I want to drink his bathwater.

by Anonymousreply 2July 15, 2025 4:44 AM

Is op Miss Lindseybelle, or Todd Chrisley?

by Anonymousreply 3July 15, 2025 4:44 AM

Just go to North OP - all your dreams fulfilled.

by Anonymousreply 4July 15, 2025 4:59 AM

OP: Miss Hathaway expressing her feelings for Jethro

by Anonymousreply 5July 15, 2025 5:54 AM

As long as he keeps his poonanny washed.

by Anonymousreply 6July 15, 2025 7:45 AM

I would crawl across broken glass to lick the sweat off his balls.

by Anonymousreply 7July 15, 2025 8:25 AM

Why why why why whyyyyy?

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by Anonymousreply 8July 15, 2025 8:39 AM

Well, R2 is the guy from Saltburn.

Incidentally, I recently came across an instance of Saltburn as a verb - eg "I want to Saltburn the crap out of his bath!"

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2025 10:46 AM
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