COOPER KOCH & THEO JAMES THEY'RE FUCKING!

She's been a busy gal

Is that Leslie Howard and Ty Power?

They are gonna have to suture Coop's rectum.

Theo is so hot.

Solid proof. Definitely fucking. Case closed.

White linen pants are problamatic with a heavy flow mussy.

Lucky Cooper, getting stuffed with Theo's big Greek meat!

On Luke Evans iPod

[quote] COOPER KOCH & THEO JAMES THEY'RE FUCKING!

Poor Mr Pamuk!

It was just my imagination, running away with me.

[quote] On Luke Evans iPod

You can't blame either of them for fucking the other.

R9 did Eddie fuck Ty Power or Cesar Romero?

At least Cooper knows his way around a péos. Unlike this frigid bitch.

at least he got out of Cooper's ass ALIVE

What Cooper💗 about Wimbledon : the balls and the grunts and the balls.

did he mention the balls?

That bitch Cooper, I'd scratch her eyes out to get Theo.

This gives the lil ponce "full body chills"...

Show me the receipts!

My receipt bitches!

Theo is such a beautiful brown man.

R21 as opposed to Cooper's ugly "brown man"

Beware of Greeks smuggling puppies.

[quote] as opposed to Cooper's ugly "brown man"

Is that Nicholas Chavez? If so, no not opposed to him. I wasn’t even thinking of him. He’s cute but not as cute as Theo.

Theo looks better at 40 than he did at 30.

Theo is gorgeous. A true 10/10. Nicholas Alexander Chavez looks amphibious and his career seems to be DOA already. Remember last year when the media (and DL) couldn't shut the fuck up about him? He's apparently in the new "I Know What You Did Last Summer" movie and his role appears to be a nothing part.

Back in business!

They're not fucking. They just give each other full body chills.

Cooper and Theo at Wimbledon.

Theo's shades are awesome, wish I knew the model.

Cooper's or Theo's, r30?

r31 Theo's. Coop's are pretty standard.

R29 They're just there to admire the swinging balls.

They weren’t on a date, they were there as part of a Ralph Lauren event.

Also, Theo could do much better.

R30 They’re Sato Terebellum sunglasses, about £1000

r36 Wow, thank you! Gotta flaunt it now that he's under serious consideration for the Bond role, I guess.

Coop's got that Cheshire cat grin of someone who just got cast in a Guadagnino movie.

He should've played the young lead in Queer already.

Proof positive!

R34, Ralph Lauren keeps a box at Wimbledon, and dresses the celebrities invited to sit in it. They all seem to get two seats if they want them, however, so they can be on a date AND be in that box, whether Lauren dressed them both or only one. (Previous attendees in that box this year included Andrew Garfield and Monica Barbaro, and Matt Bomer and his husband, who in both cases obviously were each other's date.)

Better proof would be to check the red carpet and arrival photos to see if these two turned up together.

Theo is straight, and may even be a bit of a homophobe. I discovered him back when there was some horror movie, with Kate Beckinsale. Then I saw him in some crap movie with Shailene Woodley called Divergent. He's 40 and he has been hanging around a long time looking for his big break. with few exceptions his resume is not impressive. I watched a couple of his early interviews and he had a shit attitude, kind of arrogant. I expect his personality has undergone some adjustments, he seems nicer now. I guess he learned.

Theo met his wife in 2009, they married in 2018. They have two little kids. Allegedly she's also an actor.

Has Mrs McClave dumped her hubby? Smart career move.

R41 why must every gay man's thread inevitably be stunk up by lumpen fraus and their humorless scolding unloved smelly pussies?

R40 AND we only heard this. The rest of your post was too QUIET. Please repost all CAPs.

R44 because if they weren't typing they'd have to be douching. Not an option for Cheryl.

Oh, it's an option, r46. Just not one I care to indulge.

I am not a lumpen frau, and I am very sorry about the news, and infact I was upset when I discovered it, but shooting the messenger is not rational. I think Theo is hot. Sexy, and who knows. Maybe he does dabble in the homosex.

Theo James, Jamie Dornan, pretty much the same thing, right?

Lumpen.

[quote] Theo James, Jamie Dornan, pretty much the same thing, right?

No. Far from it.

Jamie Dornan has all but disappeared. A veritable WHET if I ever saw one.

You know who's actually Theo's lookalike? Ben Aldridge, DL fave and alleged power bottom. Theo has the career Ben ought to have had.

Theo is married and if he were going to go gay he could do waayyyyy better than Miss Cooper.

[quote] They weren’t on a date, they were there as part of a Ralph Lauren event.

Whew, what a relief! Thank you r34 for restoring sanity to the world.

[quote] Theo is straight, and may even be a bit of a homophobe.

Not a homophobe. He says his dream role is playing George Michael. That needs to happen. Imagine seeing Theo depict all of Georgie's lurid homosexualist trysts (!) *swoon*

They do look alike, r53.

**cue the triggered "white adjacent" trolls**

I don’t think they look alike in the least.

I always felt like Theo resembled James and Dave Franco. If I didn't know any better, I would have assumed they were relatives. They look like family.

How the fuck can they cast Theo as George Michael. He has none of George's lightness when he performs. That style, the stage presence, and the warmth and accessibility? George really connected with audiences. He was a hugger, and a beautiful soul. I adored him and I cannot possibly see how Theo James can be George. I miss George the way a lot of people miss Prince. Who I also miss, but not like George. Theo thinks that because they both have the Greek ancestry and were the children of Greek immigrants living in the UK it works?

Look at all those skanks around them acting like they matter. Ain't nobody looking at your sugar daddy-seeking mugs. Do you even know what tennis is, sluts?