Winner gets a place on my Prayer List.
Laura Lee was stunned. After 4 children, she really should have known the difference between being pregnant, and what she had assumed had been a burrito baby bump. Officer Quigley was ill amused, but she still thought Toilette was a right pretty name for a little girl.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 14, 2025 6:08 PM |
More chins than the San Francisco phone book.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 14, 2025 6:11 PM |
Is it TRANS?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 14, 2025 6:16 PM |
Sarah Huckabeast Sanders is off the Ozempic.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 14, 2025 6:18 PM |
I used to be Eric Stonestreet before I tranzed.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 14, 2025 6:39 PM |
Sarah HuckabeeSanders goes off Ozempic.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 14, 2025 6:41 PM |
LOL, I just saw that r4 posted that too.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 14, 2025 6:42 PM |
♫ The Girl Can’t Help It
The Girl Can’t Help It ♫
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 14, 2025 6:58 PM |
🎶Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe she's KillItWithGasoline 🎵
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 14, 2025 7:02 PM |
“Woman swallows semen, becomes pregnant in her thyroid”
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 14, 2025 7:10 PM |
I win. Too bad the prize wasn't better. Click link for reveal.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 14, 2025 7:16 PM |
What Dan and Roseann Conner’s children would actually look like.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 14, 2025 8:03 PM |
🎵 Sexy, everything about ya’s so sexy! 🎵
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 14, 2025 8:06 PM |
In an alternate storyline, Princess Leia marries her captor, Jabba the Hutt, and they have kids.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 14, 2025 8:08 PM |
" I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight"
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 14, 2025 8:11 PM |
Enjoy your Summer vacation on the slopes of majestic Mount Sizemore!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 14, 2025 8:28 PM |
Lena Dunham, circa 2029
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 14, 2025 8:37 PM |
CHERYL
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 14, 2025 8:40 PM |
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 14, 2025 8:44 PM |
"Hi I'm John Goodman. My transition to the ugliest human alive is complete".
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 14, 2025 8:46 PM |
“I am Jabba the Hut’s daughter. Ask me anything.”
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 14, 2025 8:49 PM |
My pussy stinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 14, 2025 8:50 PM |
“Duuuhhhh…”
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 14, 2025 8:51 PM |
What is it?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 14, 2025 8:52 PM |
Meghan McCain has really let herself go!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 14, 2025 9:09 PM |
Richard Simmons is crying in his grave.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 14, 2025 9:12 PM |
Get ready for the best night of your life!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 14, 2025 9:18 PM |
I've never seen a nesting doll quite like THAT.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 14, 2025 9:22 PM |
When did My Fat Daughter dye her hair?
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 14, 2025 9:25 PM |
Please don’t feed the manatees.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 14, 2025 9:26 PM |
This weeble’s still wobbling.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 14, 2025 9:34 PM |
On second thought, maybe Thin John Goodman ain’t so bad.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 14, 2025 9:38 PM |
BEFORE
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 14, 2025 9:41 PM |
bless her heart
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 14, 2025 10:10 PM |
Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 14, 2025 10:12 PM |
Monica Lewinsky is looking ROUGH these days.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 14, 2025 11:55 PM |
Did she swallow a punching bag?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 15, 2025 12:04 AM |
🎵 There she is…. MISS AMERICA 🇺🇸 🎵
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 15, 2025 2:08 AM |
“And she was found with a kilo of cocaine under both her second and third chin.”
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 15, 2025 2:27 AM |
Aerial satellite images to follow
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 15, 2025 2:50 AM |
Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family hits hard times. Arrested for prostitution and stealing a loaf of bread,
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 15, 2025 2:54 AM |
Marjory the Trash Heap, please return to Fraggle Rock.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 15, 2025 3:20 AM |
First time I've seen an internal snack purse.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 15, 2025 3:27 AM |
Imagine what she looks like when she DOESN'T dress up!
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 15, 2025 5:19 AM |
Can’t fit on the bus with my sister.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 15, 2025 5:42 AM |
Sorry, I lost my neck. I know it’s around here, somewhere.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 15, 2025 6:59 AM |
Just when you thought you'd forgotten who "Grimace" is...
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 15, 2025 7:01 AM |
Just because your head is shaped like a bullet doesn’t make you a big shot.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 15, 2025 7:23 AM |
Her pronouns are Soo / Wee
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 15, 2025 7:24 AM |
How does she fold towels?
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 15, 2025 7:26 AM |
Walmart Head Cashier
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 15, 2025 7:29 AM |
Category Is: Big Toe Realness.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 15, 2025 7:29 AM |
She's got a head like a bastard hog.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 15, 2025 7:43 AM |
Life is a mystery meat. I hear you call my name. And it sounds like home fries. I hear your voice. It sounds like an angel food cake.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 15, 2025 8:10 AM |
Damn, how many carbs are inbred?
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 15, 2025 8:33 AM |
We come in all shapes and sizes but its extremely unfair how some win the physical lottery and. Some do so badly.
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 15, 2025 8:41 AM |
Get off my Davenport!
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 15, 2025 3:37 PM |
Deflated hair and the look you make when you realize there are no cha-cha heels under the Christmas tree.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 15, 2025 3:52 PM |