Brit Brit ADOPTS

How is this possible?

Um......

That is terrifying!

Using those specific emojis in the announcement is terrifying.

I am thinking (hoping, praying) it's a Reborn doll, and she's having a laugh.

Heil Trump, please deport my mother.

dog?

What cold-cunt social worker met this piece of bitch trash and said "Yup! Let's give her ANOTHER BABY?"

Probably some dumbass Millennial homo who just wanted to tell his friends he met Britney.

FREE LENNON LONDON SPEARS!!!

This is a figment of her disturbed imagination.

My cousin also just named her daughter Lennon.

I asked her if she was named after the Communist or the Beatle? She didn't understand the question.

I have a hard time believing someone would give Brit Brit a real baby

Hopefully no one would actually allow that crazy bitch to adopt a child. I wouldn't trust her to take care of a goldfish.

It's either (another) dog or a Reborn doll.

Let's hope to God it's the latter.

She neglects dogs, too. He ex-husband Sam got custody/took the dog after the divorce because of her severe neglect.

This won't end well.

What does Brit Brit do now all day? Does she have caretakers? She is Norma Desmond now?

It seems to be real. I wouldn’t think she would be a very good candidate but money talks.

Lindsay Lohan stole a baby in Dubai and flew it to Britney to adopt. Paris Hilton is Godmother.

She's absofuckinglutely fucking nuts.

r16 she has made similar posts when she "adopted" her last dog "Snow."

Nobody in their right mind would allow Britney to adopt a child. And if they did, they must have been paid a shit-ton of money.

I'll believe it when I see a pic of her with an actual baby. I'd hardly think we'd see her post a dancing vid if she had ACTUALLY adopted a child.

I hope it’s not another poor dog

Didnt she also lie about being pregnant when she was married to Sam?

If it's an actual child, even Britney's not crazy enough to pass up the huge payout that magazine baby photos would get.

Datalounge in 2050:

"Hey did anyone hear that Lennon Spears is doing crack again?"

terrible idea. does anyone have good ideas anymore. terrible

Reckon it's a cat.

The *whacky* emojis speak to this announcement being private inside joke between her different personalities.

She gone fuck this up big time.

R21 She had a miscarriage in 2022. Pregnancy loss is pretty common by the time a woman reaches 40. At 43, she probably won't have more children.

🎵 sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I scared of you 🎵

There was rampant speculation that she wasn't actually pregnant and it was all an attention-getting endeavor.

She was pictured, while allegedly pregnant, jet skiing during one of her many, many vacations.

If you've ever jet skiied before, you know that you get jerked and bounced around quite a bit during the ride.

Not long after the pics were made public, she announced she'd had a miscarriage. Also, she announced she was pregnant in her SECOND month, I believe. Most women are pretty close-lipped about saying anything until the end of the third month, ESPECIALLY older women, because the risk of miscarriage is somewhat higher.

This is an equation for disaster.

R30 Of course there was speculation that she wasn't really pregnant. Everything is a "conspiracy" these days. Countless women announce their pregnancies the minute the test is positive (before they've even missed a single period). Despite what you see in old movies, women don't suffer miscarriages because they ride in bumpy carriages (or jet skis). Those are old wives tales. We don't have the right to her private medical information, but I see no reason to believe that she made up the pregnancy. 40 year old women can get pregnant and frequently miscarry.

Is she still with the Mexican maintenance guy?

Wasn’t it like National Pet Adoption month or something recently? At least it was on the Price is Right. Although I am weeks behind in my streaming of it.

r32 clearly you don't follow or keep up on Britney's activities. She lies CONSTANTLY about shit. From her "this is the first time I've had coffee" bs to her claim that the pics of her last year taken when she was partying it up with her MexiMelt boyfriend and broke her foot were "not her" and it was a body double.

She's a habitual liar. And you're an idiot if you think that there's no danger in jet skiing while pregnant and that it's an old wive's tale that you shouldn't:

Risks associated with jet skiing during pregnancy:

Abdominal trauma:

Falls or collisions could injure the abdomen, potentially harming the fetus.

Vibrations: Jet skis generate strong vibrations, which have been linked to potential issues like premature birth or miscarriage in some animal studies.

Instability and balance: Pregnancy can affect balance, especially in later stages, making it harder to stay stable on a jet ski and increasing the risk of falls.

Increased risk of injury: The risk of falls and injuries is higher during pregnancy, and a fall on a jet ski could be dangerous

I think she exists someplace between lying and delusion, r35.

Her posts read REMARKABLY like a schizophrenic friend of mine when she's off her meds.

t36 i don't disagree with you there.

You are correct, R35, I don't really keep up with Britney's life or pop culture in general. However, her ex also acknowledged the pregnancy and loss (many sources online).

There is no issue with center of gravity/balance in the 1st trimester and a jet ski is exceedingly unlikely to cause pregnancy loss or increased risk of injury vs a non-pregnant woman. Not to mention, I don't really expect that Britney is someone who would necessarily make the best decisions with her own health or anyone else's. There goes that observation as some sort of proof of conspiracy.

There rampant speculation every time she walks out her front door. 😳

r30, 2 months is nothing- the stunt woman who doubled Nathalie Emmanuel in Furious 7 was 3 months pregnant jumping from the back of a bus, on top the roof of a car, and sliding around on her stomach, for multiple takes. The kid is hale and hearty.

I didn't hear about the "this is the first time I have tried coffee" R35, but she posted about "This is the first time I've ever had vodka" a couple months ago. She was on a plan and had vodka "for the very first time!" and decided to light a cigarette. On a moving plane.

She said the vodka made her feel very smart and sharp.

It is unfathomable that a 43 year old (non)recovering addict had never tasted vodka before.

Does she not have handlers? How is she allowed to roam the earth freely? She's a danger to herself.

[quote]Does she not have handlers? How is she allowed to roam the earth freely? She's a danger to herself.

You can thank the #FreeBritney activists for bullying the state of California into releasing a very clear mental patient out into the world.

What happened to that handsome Sam?

He was pretty vocal during and after the break up then silence.

He was on The Traitors.

R42, no one was "bullied"

Britney, nutty as she is, is not a threat to you.

She’s awful. Why do people still worship her?

Before she was “pregnant” the last time, she was complaining about how she was forced to have an IUD during the conservatorship.

Then she had it removed and was miraculously pregnant the next day. There’s no way she even had a period for months. I doubt she even knows the signs of pregnancy. That was all a big lie for attention.

What is it with people who seem to lie about miscarriages? I work with a woman who has been all dramatic about two apparent miscarriages. Both were a week or two in and not confirmed by a doctor. And the miscarriage wasn’t either. I’ve known people who’ve been through actual miscarriages months in and it seems really sick to lie about

r46 why do people rubberneck when passing car accidents?

Well well well. This is not exactly surprising news, n'est ce pas?

Where are those Free Brittany cultists now.

Theyre the Free Palestine protestors now

I was itchin mah cooter and I done scratched a baby out of it!

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I hope the baby likes twirling knives.

Is she possibly borderline **what's the new pc term for retarded**? I don't this is just mental illness. She's actually mentally deficient, very low IQ IMO.

[quote] I hope the baby likes twirling knives.

...and her mom accidentally starting fires, burning down rooms in her home and burning her eyelashes/eyebrows off.

Fun for all!

r56 I recognize she was never a Rhodes Scholar, but psychotic disorders like schizophrenia very often involve cognitive impairment.

It seems like she was never happy about her biological kids being boys. It obvious she'd prefer a girl to bond with and do girly things with.

If Britney weren't famous, I could totally see her being one of those insane stage parents from "Dance Moms"

Here's what she said in an interview once about wanting a daughter.

"I would really like to have another baby, a girl," the pop star told InStyle in 2013. "I think she would be a mini-me. I think it's going to be crazy. I'm not going to feel as alone in the world anymore. I'm going to feel like I have a second person, like, that's me."

The emojis lead me to believe that she adopted Brendad Ickson.

LOL r61!

Good lord, she sounds like a 15 year old (with the same, exact mentality, immaturity and sad lack of reasoning skills) in the quote at r60.

And that interview was when she was 31 years old.

"Where are those Free Brittany cultists now"

The Boomers are being forced to retire so the Millennials are getting their jobs. They are no longer raging against the parents who were $upporting them. Brit was their avatar.

Millennials are like 40. You really think most people that age are supported by their parents? 🙄

R63 She's illiterate trailer trash with two decades of heavy drug abuse. Be glad she even knows her own name.

Kill it with fire!

It probably just a labubu doll.

Until I get a Daily Mail news alert, I won't believe this story is true. Sure enough, it's NOT.

R30 sometimes a waterskiing accident is a reluctant mother-to-be's best friend.

It’s easy to see how she confused a baby with a Labubu.

I'm relieved to hear that some adoption agency didn't rubber stamp giving her a baby, but it was all too easy to believe given the current state of affairs among government regulatory bodies.

Uh, they wouldn't let her raise her own kids full time, wtf@!

False alarm! She’s just cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. As if we didn’t know already.

It's hard to believe, but there was once a time when someone said something that wasn't the truth, they would be called a liar - not "just having fun online" or "being sarcastic" etc.

This is what I said upthread at r19, r30 and r35. She is a fucking liar. She's also lied about never "being allowed" to drink coffee (when she was consistently papped at Starbucks through much of 2000-2009), never having drank wine, never having drank vodka, using fake prop knives when dancing (when there was a long cut on her leg during her knife-dancing era), etc. etc. etc.

She lies like a sheet. But I agree with the other poster upthread, she is also severely mentally ill (schizoaffective or schizophrenic) so there is a possibility that she believes her own lies.

["I think she would be a mini-me. I think it's going to be crazy. I'm not going to feel as alone in the world anymore. I'm going to feel like I have a second person, like, that's me."]

Ok Hollywood, here's the treatment. Now run with it.

Lennon London Spears?

Lennon London McNasty!

I don't think she's crazy, but I do think she has terrible taste. Lennon London? Come on. It's no Apple but it's still a pretty bad name.

Sounds like Brit Brit got too excited after eating some London Lemon curd from a jar, and reordered a baby instead of more curd.

She must have gone through some private adoption agency where they don't do very thorough background checks. She basically has purchased a new child.

If Angelina can adopt three times, I’m sure Britney could.

r81 - it wasn't true. Perhaps read a few replies. Try r69.

R82 …. Doesn’t mean she should…

Angelina is a non-Mom. Her kids love her because she does nothing that a normal mom would do - i.e. set boundaries and rules. She's their friend who funds whatever stupid venture (hip-hop dancing, e-bike crashing, martial arts competing, producing Mom's projects) her kids want to do.

But she's an International Ambassador for...something. Or at least, she was at one time.

But Britney isn't even in the neighborhood of Mom. She's really too simple-minded and lacks common sense. If she never became famous, she'd either be living in a trailer with a passel of kids taking care of HER (go get Mama a pack of Marlboros!) instead of the other way around. Her kids are lucky they had her somewhat rational pothead Dad to deflect the craziness within her and eventually live with. If they stayed with her, they would have ended up injured or dead, with her propensity to start fires and her fascination over knives.

I didn't finish the thought above at r85:

[quote] she'd either be living in a trailer with a passel of kids taking care of HER (go get Mama a pack of Marlboros!) instead of the other way around

and meant to add: OR, be an aging, meth-head stripper who turns tricks on the side. And loves that lifestyle.

[quote]If Angelina can adopt three times, I’m sure Britney could.

No, she couldn't. A judge ruled her unfit to have custody of her own kids.