Joan Rivers faked her death

If I were going to fake my death, I’d had done it 20 years prior when I was still young and almost beautiful. Dumb cunts.

I’ve seen this before. There are several variations, floating around out there and some crossover with the “trans investigation” people.

That anonymous woman does look and sound like her. Well, she does.

I'll chip in for their vision insurance if need be. The much-needed therapy? They're on their own.

[quote]that this is her

Oh, dear.

R5 = oh, dear

What the fuck is this a Oprah convention? Passive aggressive skinny fat bitch.

She's been warned.

Jacko did it, too. And propofol was a factor in both their deaths. Coincidence? I think not. Safe to say Obama, Hillary, and quite possibly Elvis had something to do with this.

If it was really Mom, we’d already have done another season of “Joan and Melissa.”

Helen Keller says 'that ain't Joan Rivers'

I wonder if there'll ever be another celebrity death conspiracy theory that becomes as mainstream as the Elvis one? One of the first things I ever learned about Elvis was that people believed he faked his death.

She and John John have been hiding in Cruise’s secret bunker waiting for the end of the Trump Dynasty.

Can you imagine how pissed Missy would be if it were true?

Bye-bye inheritance for now.

People need to get a life