Let's be your straight dad or brothers desperately encouraging you to pursue pussy!

Bro-pussy taste like chicken!!

Get her number!

Imagine the most beautiful flower you've ever seen. Its petals opening as it's gently touched by the sun.

Now imagine a vagina next to it.

You're just confused.

This really pissed me off when I was in my teens/early 20's. It wasn't just family, it was every male I knew. Probably nothing else encouraged me more to vehemently come out of the closet in 1980. Note: a good friend from childhood who ended up going away to the same college was among them. My braces had come off and I got rid of my glasses and bad 70s hair. When he saw me for the first time in the dinning hall, Carl asked why don't I have a girlfriend to which I said, "Because I'm too busy sucking cocks" which was far from the truth. He disappeared for a minute and returned with Joe, one of his dorm people, then left. Joe and I didn't even finish dinner before we ended up sneaking into a shower stall together. He became my first real boyfriend. Carl was so proud of himself that he told everyone from our high school, more or less with my permission.

Breeder bullshit meme currently making the rounds on X:

[quote] >family comes over to myhouse[sic] for chritmas due to the lockdown >aunt with her 2 little daughters one 5 the other 14 >the 14 year old sits in my room cuz i have the best wifi signal 21 KB pNG >dad hits me with his elbow saying "go get her tiger"

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[quote] "She's winking at you, bro!"

She should probably close her legs, then.

There’s a draft.

[quote] My braces had come off and I got rid of my glasses and bad 70s hair.

You're a regular Lucy Hollingsworth!

[quote]Imagine the most beautiful flower you've ever seen. Its petals opening as it's gently touched by the sun.

[quote]Now imagine a vagina next to it.

Yeah, I'll stick with the flower, thanks, Dad.

So glad I never knew any of your families and never had to deal with this

He's just a little shy around girls!

Better this kind of treatment than good old silent resentment.

My dad, on my telling him I was gay-

“You don’t know the difference.”

Me- “Do you? “

And his face was shut.

R11 Wasps are so weird

My brother’s gay too but I actually have tried it. If anything I should remind him life is a buffet.

1984. My dad took a look at my new bedroom-wall poster of Stevie Nicks and exclaimed, pleased as punch, that it’s great to see evidence that I’m “normal!”

At 17 I didn’t have the language or enough perspective to school him on the difference between lust and icon veneration. But inside I was thinking, “(a) you complete idiot and (b) ten months ‘til college…”

He was just happy to see a torta on your wall, Torta. ;)

R18 — ba dump-bump, *ttsssh!*

Nice.

My dad just said “are you sure?” and then never questioned it again.

My BFF from HS though practically tried to rape me to convince me that I wasn’t gay. That was weird.

When I was a teenager, my idiotic drunken wife-beating brother-in-law once offered up this pearl from his beer-soaked brain: “How can there be fags when there are so many beautiful women in the world?”

Who can argue with such foolproof logic?

I went home and turned straight immediately.

R21, he was probably a closet homo.

Do tell, R20