Let's Be 1995

I’m dancing in a club in rave clothes, high on X

I'm building a website on geocities.

I'm "The Brady Bunch Movie." Gen X is taking over!

I'm an incredible year for movies. 12 Monkeys, Casino, Se7en, Showgirls, GoldenEye, Party Girl, Heat, To Die For, Leaving Las Vegas....

I’m the Sega 32X making your Genesis console look like a robot from a 1960s sitcom.

I'm the sitcom "Bonnie," the latest in a series of attempts to interest people in Bonnie Hunt.

Like all the others, it didn't work.

I'm rescuing my reckless twink art boy lover from a glacially cold Brooklyn loft, which had cracks in the brick wall through which one could see the Manhattan skyline from the indoor tent in which he was barely surviving.

I'm High Society, starring Jean Smart and Mary McDonnell. Look quickly.

We're totally not Absolutely Fabulous!

I'm Fan Dancing in the music videos for club music. This will be the last year that I'm a thing, but you'll remember me forever thanks to Chris Kattan's SNL sketches.

I'm the Oklahoma City Bombing

[quote]I'm the laser-disc machine in your wealthy friend's rec room.

LoL, OP, that would be 1985.

I’m surfing the DL on Netscape! I found it on Alta Vista.

I’m high school girls who don’t spend $100s on makeup and unnecessary skin care.

I'm WINDOWS 95

I'm Newsgroup troll wars!

I'm the O.J. Simpson verdict.

I am COMPUSERVE

I'm a promising comedian named Jerry Seinfeld.

I'm the shower shot in my tricks bathroom. I changed lives simply by being in the right ho's shower before the shower shot market was saturated, so i could be all fresh and new, not unlike how your hole will feel when you're done using me.

I’m Kevin Spacey. I’m in four movies this year. See you at the Oscars!

I’m Weezer with your new earworm “Buddy Holly.”

I'm Samuel L. Jackson at the Oscars, saying "FUCK!" when I lose the Oscar to Martin Landau. That moment will forever be watched on YouTube, Tiktok, and everywhere else.

I’m denim on denim on denim.

I’m the see-through plastic electronics. Don’t you want an entire phone you can see the inner workings of?

I'm a small-fingered vulgarian.

I'm Babe the talking pig.

I’m short-fingered and correcting R25.

I’m the last season of Keeping Up Appearances.

I found this cool store called Old Navy, it sells surplus clothes!

I love r27 and will "live to regret it" - a timely and commonplace choice of words for 1995

I’m Courtney Love’s makeup compact. I had a moment at the VMAs with Madge.

I’m the Drew Carey Show.

I’m “One Sweet Day”

I’m turning 30 and feeling like I’ll be young forever.

I found gas for under a dollar!

I'm the date December 27th, 1995.

The day some MouseBoy was born and was going to take over Hollywood.

I’m Blues Traveler!

I'm Melrose Place and it's not what it looks like...

It's worse

I’m a Ford Escort and I have automatic seatbelts and only one airbag.

I’m peak of civilisation for the western world.

R32 I’m Mimi Bobeck! Gotta problem with that?

I'm Muriel's fever dream, which led to the creation of DL later that year.

I think we need to give a Best Director Oscar to Mel Gibson. This can't possibly age poorly.

I’m standing in the Works on 81st street and Columbus avenue being cruised simultaneously by good looking guys on my left and right . They lean into me and lean forward to try to catch my glance.

I’m the FULL forest 🌳 of pubic hair above most guys penises.

I’m Jeremy Piven showing off my chest hair on Ellen.

I'm a chair destroyed by Carny Wilson

R34-If you’’re turning 30 that means you are no longer a kid or youngster for the first time in your life.

I'm the Marlboro Lights that are smoked inside bars and clubs.

I'm "I don't care what he does with his dick, he's been a good president so far."

SILENCE = DEATH

i'm conan o'brien.

I’m the “smoking or non smoking?” question the host always asks.

I’m the High-Five, still generally untreatable in 1995.

Practice safe sex, boys!

I’m Don Juan Demarco NOT being well sold in this country!

I'm a scrunchie and a Friends poster. Sandra Bullock, Johnny Depp with long hair, a Nirvana and flannel shirt. The zipper holder for all the CDs. The quarters and cash for the payphone.

I am the better time and going out is more fun.

R16 I’m black people celebrating the results. Yes fair justice was executed but this is not about ether you agree or not with the verdict. The public display of cheering like it was the fucking playoffs is disgusting. It’s like black people as a whole completely forgot two black children were left motherless by their punk ass black father. And viciously so.

I'm the last year of semi-affordable rent in San Francisco!

I'm Fingers and Thumbs, Erasure's melancholy dance single from their melancholy, experimental self-titled album. Erasure in 1995 don't make much of an impression anywhere but I'm a good song

I’m Creep. Not the brilliant Radiohead song, the one actual being played on your top 40 by TLC.

I’m Grace Under Fire before the incident, so Quentin is still 4 feet tall and the first theme song is played.

I’m the Chicago heatwave 739 died.

I'm the Suzanne Sugarbaker Designing Women spin-off Women of the House. I'll be quickly forgotten by everyone except eldergay shut-ins on Datalounge

I’m MTV House of Fashions. The fact that I remember this proves I was a gayling, right?

I am "it girl" Chloe Sevigny

I am dirty and disheveled Dave Pirner, somehow dating Winona Ryder

[quote] I’m MTV House of Fashions. The fact that I remember this proves I was a gayling, right?

It was House of Style. Please turn in your gayling card.

I'm Alanis Morissette. You cannot escape my music

I’m it girl Alicia Silverstone. I coulda been the next Sharon Stone but I got fat. I could have been the next Marilyn Monroe but I didn’t die young and thus lionized as a sex and cultural icon.

R67 Ironically any records released by Alanis post 1998 has completely, without fail, escaped public consciousness.

Rent was easily affordable in SF that year. I had a thousand sq feet for a measly $1200.

I'm must-see TV!

I'm AOL dial up.

I’m no gay people on any mainstream television show.

The real question is do you want to go back?

Eh. I think I'm good. I never want to go back. Only forward.

[quote] Eh. I think I'm good. I never want to go back. Only forward.

"Forward" in the MAGA era means going back to far less progressive times than 1995. I was a lot happier in the 90s than I am now.

i’m the giant receiver on your cordless landline because mobile phones aren’t reliable and too expensive!

i sing for sugar ray.

i'm sexy as fuck

I'm the Big Three networks that dominate television viewing. Everybody watches us.

Not for long….

I'm the retro pop culture tees that can be found at Gadzooks and Spencer's.

I'm the chill, ambiguous scenester in line for an hour waiting to get into the Village Station in Dallas on Wednesday (straight night) after parking my car on the corner of Crime Spree and Crack Lane.

I’m in a booth at Blow Buddies—south of Market—sucking a nice dick attached to the man I’m still with today.

I'm condoms and HIV anxiety.

You’re anti-sex hysteric ^^^

We ignore your type.

I’m a dose of R83 and also moping in my cheap apartment listening to Moby and Annie Lennox after getting dumped by a boy I’d completely fallen for.

But by October I’m also the newly discovered gay Internet! Turns out Boston was in need of tops and I was quite willing to help.

I'm the screeching noise your modem makes whenever you connect to the internet. You're surfing the web at a blazing fast 28.8 kbps.

I'm your roommate fucking up that connection when he picks up the phone to ask his mom for money

I'm Elizabeth Berkley, polishing off my mantel for my eventual Oscar for Showgirls.

I’m Michelle Pfeiffer and I have the surprise hit movie of the summer with dangerous minds!

I'm WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE

I'm in my early 20s living in the hell of South OC and going to Batman Forever 3 times at the theatre because I have nothing else to do in this suburban trap.

I'm hanging out at Borders on a Friday night and will probably rent a couple VHS tapes from Hollywood Video for the weekend.

I'm arguing with Blockbuster because the VHS tape got eaten by my VCR and now those fuckers are trying to make me pay full retail price for it. It's not my fault my VCR ate the fucking tape, you fuckers! Fine, go ahead and cancel my membership! You're not the only game in town, you asshole fuckers!

R73- What about the character of Leon on Roseanne. He was introduced about 1992 or 1993.

R93 sounds like my mother.

We...didn't go out much.

I'm Chili's baby back ribs!

I’m the “sophisticated” middle-aged couple asking the Blockbuster clerk if they have Europa Europa. “You know, like Europe twice, but with an A?”

I’m the last hurrah of point and click adventure games (Torin’s Passage, The Dig, etc.)

🎵 there’s nothing I can do, I only wanna be with you

Believe in freedom, in our devotion, and all we need is a piece of heaven, we all need our FREEDOM.

I’m the new 1995 Ford Contour - a WORLD car, for the 21st Century!

I’m Julia Ormond’s career, going straight down the shitter.

I'm RENT the musical almost ready to premiere next year and be hated by future Dataloungers forever

Cab forward maybe?

I'm Katie Couric. I'm everywhere.

I'm mentally debating whether sucking dick without ejaculation can transmit HIV.

Yes, there was a clear answer: No.

I’m a chicken suit, hanging in my drug addict raver’s closet.We’re headed to Limelight later,

Once on the dance floor,I get drugs, blow, and sweat all over me, If I’m lucky, some jizz too!

And oh, I smell bad. Really bad.

Did you chop up a body that night?