Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.
Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.
Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.
Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.
I'm fascinated by this video. Lorna is obviously coked out, while Barry seems to have downed a fistful of xanax, but they really give it their all. Unfortunately, they are both total charisma vacuums and pairing them together onstage creates a truly uncomfortable viewing experience. I also get the feeling that they were told about this performance about five minutes before being thrown on stage, so I suppose it's not entirely their fault.
Sound off below!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 13, 2025 7:46 PM |
Lorna is serving Nancy Spungeon realness.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 12, 2025 4:08 AM |
Ok, I'm going down a rabbit hole now- apparently Lorna was a regular on this program in the 70s/early 80s. I actually really like this rendition, she has great energy here!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 12, 2025 4:11 AM |
I was molested.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 12, 2025 4:13 AM |
She's not Lainie Kazan. This is Stairway to Stardom quality.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 12, 2025 4:17 AM |
We were molested.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 12, 2025 4:20 AM |
[quote] I was molested. —Lorna Luft
By Barry?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 12, 2025 4:21 AM |
Our song was molested!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 12, 2025 4:23 AM |
R3 Sure, Lorna.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 12, 2025 4:26 AM |
Liza’s the only talented child of Judy’s
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 12, 2025 4:41 AM |
Michael is hopelesshly devoted to ME!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 12, 2025 4:43 AM |
[quote] they are both total charisma vacuums
Ha! Ha! I'll say.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 12, 2025 4:47 AM |
Me yike the blues
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 12, 2025 5:32 AM |
I wasn’t going to watch this clip, but I have to admit this is really something special.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 12, 2025 5:36 AM |
They've got Wessonality.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 12, 2025 6:21 AM |
R9- She was attractive back in 1980.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 12, 2025 6:27 AM |
"Liza’s the only talented child of Judy’s"
I can do rimjobs like nobody's business. Ask Michael Feinstein.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 12, 2025 7:17 AM |
Barry sure is full of himself In his book he said after the Brady Bunch ended he refused to audition for roles. He told anyone who asked him to audition to "Just turn on the tv to see what I can do". What a delusional egomaniac. He really thought saying "Mom, can I borrow the car?" was some kind of testament to his talent?🤣
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 12, 2025 7:55 AM |
You totally know he did her in the can befor AND after this number...
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 12, 2025 8:21 AM |
I like how Jerry introduces her as just "Lorna."
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 12, 2025 11:08 AM |
The thing is, Jerry knew talent. And he had this parade of d and z-list talents on his telethon and he just powered through, like an old show biz pro. Lucky there was real talent mixed in. And the talent sang live to a band. The Spinners for example blew the Jackson 5 out of the water for live musicality.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 12, 2025 2:30 PM |
[quote]She was attractive back in 1980.
Weren't we all.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 12, 2025 2:34 PM |
Shit like this is why I love DL.
Lorna was clearly under the influence of some kind of chemical substance here.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 12, 2025 11:25 PM |
I wouldn’t donate $.50
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 12, 2025 11:31 PM |
John Daker would have injected a shot of much-needed charisma, if he were part of the act.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 13, 2025 3:21 PM |
[quote] but they really give it their all.
Yes. There's something about enthusiastic, minimally talented performers that warms my heart.
My sister was dating the GM of a luxury hotel in St. Thomas. He comped us to a performance of the current singer in the large showroom, a female going by the name Smitty. The GM, my sister and her two young children and I were the only audience. Cringe, but damn that gal gave it her all. She actually looked like Lorna, and sounded even more desperate. After all 5 of us plus Smitty powered our way through the experience I asked my 5 year old nephew if he had a favorite song. He said 'yes, the last one'. He then, somewhat reluctantly, pointed out what the singer's name rhymed with.
I love this kid.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 13, 2025 5:34 PM |
What has 100,000 legs and can’t walk?
Jerry’s Kids
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 13, 2025 7:46 PM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!
