Texas flood artwork

I hope it’s AI.

If they're so happy seeing Jesus, why do we even bother helping them reach adulthood again?

Jesus let them drown.

[quote] Jesus let them drown.

So did their government.

Pretty sure this was not created by a believer but rather some snickering AI asshole.

"Those fucking homos caused that flood, but you're safe with Daddy now."

Thank you, Jesus, for killing us in such a horrific way so we could hang out with you!

Who knew Jesus was a country singer?

What happened to God’s ‘Promise not drown y’all again rainbow’ these fuckers like to go on about every pride month?

So, per this kind of ridiculous Christian ideology, does this mean Jesus is hugging aborted 6 week old fetuses in Heaven?

How squishy.

These children must have been gay or had abortions.

These children must have been gay or had abortions.

R13 If that was true, Satan would be greeting them instead of Jesus.

And once again, we have a middle eastern Jew being inaccurately depicted as a northern European Caucasian.

White, and white, white and white, they are precious in His Sight.

Bless, r15, he gets upset when Santa is depicted black.

R17 It has nothing to do with being "upset." It has everything to with the whole concept of white Christians being clueless comedic parodies.

[quote] And once again, we have a middle eastern Jew being inaccurately depicted as a northern European Caucasian.

A sub discussion on that topic under the tweet OP linked.

Santa is a white man, kiddies. And Jesus is white. Sorry thats just the way it is.

Jesus has corrective orthodontia and a perm.

[quote] Jesus has corrective orthodontia and a perm

Those crooked teeth were a thorn in his side.

It's all Miss Clairol, Max Factor and colored contacts.

Too bad they drowned, I would've dated them.

[quote]Santa is a white man, kiddies. And Jesus is white.

Of course he’s wbire. Arabs are white. Jews are not a race.

“Do you like this picture or this picture?”

Jesus is looking GOOD for his age!

Say what you will, but having a good-looking dark blond savior with a kept beard and washboard abs is a great marketing tool.

Where are the other hot Gods? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Surfer Jesus with abs and sandals is pretty hard to beat.

I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I've got my plastic Jesus

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

Through my trials and tribulations

And my travels through the nation

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far

Ridin' down the thoroughfare

With a nose up in the air

A wreck may be ahead

But he don't mind

Trouble comin', he don't see

He just keeps his eye on me

And any other thing that lies behind

With my plastic Jesus

Goodbye and I'll go far

I said with my plastic Jesus

Christians are just plain sick...

I just noticed that in the full-sized picture the children are running through water. That's just sick!!

Why is Jesus grabbing that little girl’s ass?

[quote] Why is Jesus grabbing that little girl’s ass?

As an example to Christian pastors and youth camp leaders.