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How did the King and Queen of Hearts in Disney’s Alice in Wonderland have sex?

The King of Hearts is a like a foot tall midget at most. The Queen is big and fat.

How does their sexual relationship work out?

by Anonymousreply 4July 11, 2025 3:17 PM

They didn't, neither exist outside of Alice's hallucinations.

by Anonymousreply 1July 11, 2025 4:44 AM

I'm certain you could find porn playing out that exact scenario.

by Anonymousreply 2July 11, 2025 7:09 AM

Today on Weed Chat!

by Anonymousreply 3July 11, 2025 7:33 AM

He had a huge dick. She used him like a dildo.

by Anonymousreply 4July 11, 2025 3:17 PM
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