What is happening in this photo featuring Mormon homosexual, David Archuleta?

I just shit my drawers!

"Damn you, Simon Cowell!!"

"Uploading this content requires registration."

Are those mormon tighty-whities?

"Adjusting to this unholy underwear can be agonizing."

Tucking ain’t for sissies!

The puniest of puny cocklets.

Stop it, Joseph Smith!

When I think about you I touch myself

"My cock is here . . . somewhere."

David is as unsure of what is going on as the rest of us.

“WHERE’S THE BEEF?!?”

As I said on the other thread, I think David may be deliberately blocking his crotch in order to hide any VPL.

I find him boring. I really do. He's one of "those" gays. So desperate for attention.

She's touching a cock for the very first time!

Where are her "holy" panties ?

“Oops I Crapped My Pants” holds a lot of dung!

He looks like a mediocre hustler who nobody mistakes for a high class escort.

He seems to have a touch of the homosexualist in him.

Wait for it! Wait for it! FAAAART

Did you see the video of him performing shirtless at Market Days?

He's rubbing his nub!

"Watching Instagram too long gives me blue balls."

I couldn't name one of his songs but I give him props for having a career in the music industry... Steve Grand and Frankie Grande wished they could have

Unlike Steve and Frankie, David has talent.

Yum yum

"I'm doing it, Daddy! Doing it just for you!"

It was there yesterday.

Less than a mouthful but still a handful!

David is looking for a mouthful.

I just hope he takes it easy. Poor thing was in the closet too long. Relax, David. There's a husband out there for you. You don't have to twerk yourself to death.

Poor little thing must be living on carrot sticks. Yep: insatiable bottom.

Painful anal spasm.

You think he vocalizes copiously?

Has gotten into being 👊-ed yet?

"Just panties. What else do I need?"