Let's be MYRA BRECKINRIDGE!

I'm the chapter that reads in its entirety:

"Where are my tits? [italic]WHERE ARE MY TITS?[/italic]

I'm Roger Herron.

The novel warped my childhood

I’m the cow milk.

I will use a strap on and fuck every man in the ass.

Slight side note: If you haven't seen this fun interview with Raquel Welch about the movie / meeting Mae, you should watch - pretty interesting.

To think that everyone in the movie is now dead.

Excuse me R7

Raquel talks about the premiere of Myra Breckinridge

I'm Janis Joplin's obsession with this movie.

I'm Mae West. I knock everybody off the screen, just like I did in "Night After Night".

I'm Myron. I duke it out with that bitch Myra in the brilliant but less well-known MYRON.

I'm critic Rex Reed who put Myra Breckenridge and Catch-22 at the top of my list of the worst films of 1970.

I'm Phyllis Thaxter in "30 Seconds Over Tokyo."

I'm director Michael Sarne who after MB was never asked by an American studio to direct another film.

I'm Shirley Temple AND Loretta Young outraged that outtakes from our films were used in this morally disastrous film.

I'm the scene from 1937s Heidi featuring Shirley Temple that the White House demanded, be removed from the film due to Temple's role as a United States Ambassador

Indeed, R13 -- even though you were one of the "stars" of MB.

I'm Thordis Brandt and MB was the last of my 28 screen credits before I become a private duty nurse.

I'm Tom Selleck in my film debut playing one of Leticia's studs

I'm Lee Majors who was sought for the role of Rusty but I turned it down

I'm Farrah Fawcett in my first and only X rated film

I'm Roger Herren in my first and only film

I'm Theadora Van Runkle, serving fabulous, Golden Age of Hollywood inspired wardrobe for the star.

I also did Bonnie & Clyde, The Godfather Part II, and Troop Beverly Hills (displaying RATHER a wide range)

I'm also Roger Herren.

r24 sketch as a finished garment:

I'm Edith Head who designed Mae's outfits

I'm Leticia Allen who sings several songs in the film which really makes no sense since I was a talent agent.

I'm the clause in Mae's contract stipulating she's the only cast member to be dressed in black and white.

I am also Raquel's black and white costume that goes mysteriously missing from her dressing room. After I'm returned, my white ruffle is dyed a very, [italic]very[/italic] pale shade of blue and shooting is allowed to resume.

I'm the Criterion Theater in New York City where the movie's world premiere was held

I'm the AMC Backstory

The premiere stopped traffic. It was rated X but today would be a PG.

I'm the DL, where the only awareness of MYRA BRECKINRIDGE concerns the horrific film, not the brilliant novel.

I'm Jim Backus and I don't know what the fuck I am doing in this movie....

[quote]I also did Bonnie & Clyde, The Godfather Part II, and Troop Beverly Hills (displaying RATHER a wide range)

Aren't you leaving something out, r24?

Raquel Welch was such a cunt. She’d take a passive aggressive swing at Mae any chance she got. Republicunt through and through.

MAME

I was the audience in Boston's 57 Theater the night it opened.

We stood and applauded when Mae West appeared on the screen.

I'm Rex Reed's soft, bony butt.

I'm the strap on used in the film's most infamous scene

I'm the clip of Shirley Temple milking a cow and getting a squirt of milk in her face at the same moment one of the characters is cumming.

I got gasps from the audience.

[quote]R33 I'm the DL, where the only awareness of MYRA BRECKINRIDGE concerns the horrific film, not the brilliant novel.

I read the novel when I was 14, you goddamn putz! The sequel MYRON is perhaps better.

Raquel Welch, Mae West and Rex Reed on, one film set. That poor director. That is A LOT OF CUNTERY.