Let's be a Texas Christian summer camp caught in a flash flood!

Everything happens for a reason...

I'm the Bibles and regret floating downstream.

I'm the rescue worker who is also a closet necrophiliac, licking my chops in anticipation

I'm the thots and prayers.

yikes

I'm Chrissy Metz agreeing to lay in the middle of Guadalupe River and act a human sandbar.

I'm Ted Cruz flying to Cancun!

I'm a hungry alligator.

What an asshole thread.

I'm Psalm 23

I am the frau outrage!!!! Hear me roar

I'm the Trump Regime's response to the ecological disaster and human tragedy:

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Hail Mary full of -glug....glug....glug

I'm the Trump SM post that concludes with "Have a great time."

I'm the gay that caused this with my sinful butt sex.

I'm "God's will." The parents of all the dead kids will invoke me to try and make the unfathomable fathomable.

I’m Jesus embracing each child as she floats away

I’m the drag queens who should be blamed

I'm part of the Joni Ernst campground network. You can guess our motto which is recited the beginning of each day.

I'm Ronda and Tacky-O, travelling there to lend moral support.

I'm Greg Abbott, wheeling my way to a lowered microphone to blame this on Democrats.

I’m Joe Biden. I sacrificed six white christian children to Moloch to power the Jewish space lazer that caused the flood.

[quote]Let's be a Texas Christian summer camp caught in a flash flood!

Oh, this is fun! THIS is why I come to the Datalounge.

I'm Senator Lisa Murkowski. All I have to say is, "We're all going to die."

R26 That's my line, bitch!

I’m Natalie Wood.

I'm Stephen Miller, hoping that some camp groundskeepers and cooks were swept away as well.

Favorite camp song: Michael row the boat ashore... Hallelujah!

WHY COULD I NOT HAVE SENT MY DAUGHTER THERE??!!

Sorry Ambassadaress R32, fat people are buoyant. Your fat daughter would have survived.

God needed another angel, or 30

r9 Glad you commented, and bumped it to give it more attention.

I’m the labubu the parents will never be persuaded to buy

^^^ I hate myself for writing that

In very bad taste...

Thank You.

I'm Jewish space lasers™ (and Democratic superpowers) which will be blamed for this.

I’m God, laughing as more children die

I’m the fat kid wondering if we are still going to Whataburger.

Not cool.

We're headin' 'cross the river

Wash your sins away in the tide

It's all so peaceful on the other side

[quote]Hail Mary full of -glug....glug....glug

I doubt there were many Catholics there and Evangelical Christians (Protestants) don't say the Hail Mary prayer.

r46, r47

I'm a floating, water stained copy of the Trump Bible.