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I ordered Eggs Benedict from room service this morning.

The urge to just pick up the phone and say "Eggs Benedict" was overwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 7July 6, 2025 10:48 AM

And then you remembered "Wait a minute. I'm home in my own bedroom. Boy, do I feel stupid!"

by Anonymousreply 1July 6, 2025 3:53 AM

Did you wake up in 1975?

by Anonymousreply 2July 6, 2025 4:08 AM

You’re too fat for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 3July 6, 2025 4:11 AM

What was the Best Picture?

by Anonymousreply 4July 6, 2025 4:12 AM

I didn’t know they had room service at Motel 6.

by Anonymousreply 5July 6, 2025 4:16 AM

You were there for the Best Picture op.

by Anonymousreply 6July 6, 2025 4:19 AM

Joe Pittman is paying for the room.

by Anonymousreply 7July 6, 2025 10:48 AM
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