Award-winning obese blow job queen, Santanaxxl

I don't care how great his blowjob skills are, I would not let something that looked like that put his mouth on my dick.

gross

R1 Right 😂

Blowjobs are way too easy to cum by to lower your standards that much.

Nothing personal if this is you, OP.

R4 You do realize that dudes are getting paid to let that hippo suck their dicks. The hippo is getting paid too. Some will do anything for money. I guess they say I’m already doing porn, fuck should have standards for. Just like all the big tittied pretty women who let guys who like like Al Bundy, nut in them.

r5 Yeh, good point

Good for him.

Sounds like some of you guys are jealous.

r8 Hahah, yeh that's it. Bless your heart.

It is a KNOWN FACT that guys suck dick best.

[QUOTE] Sounds like some of you guys are jealous.

Why would they be jealous? They can pay money to blow hot guys just like that bearded porta-potty.

I think it's the weight of his talent that matters.

Like him or not, Santanaxxl gives the sloppiest blow jobs I've ever seen. Spittle everywhere. Do guys really like that?

And yes, all of his eager recipents are paid porn people, some with Acting 101 under their belts (no pun intended). "Roll your eyes, Jose, ROLL YOUR EYES!!!!"

There's this great, big, fat guy that I see every once in a while, and he has drunkenly offered to blow me. I've never been drunk enough to say yes. I think I'd have to be so drunk, that nothing would happen.

r13 Yes, that fake eye-rolling is so ridiculous.

The best blowjob I ever got was from a toothless, older black dude. Average looks/build.

I was about 30 and he was probably pushing 60. This was 30+ years ago.

I wouldn't have dated him but...good head is hard to find.

I've had some of the best blow jobs from really big guys. We all have to work with what we've got and I think a lot of these guys have studied with the masters.

gasp

I knew this fat kinda ugly guy, who begged me for months to let him blow me. He called me one Friday night when I was boarded and horny and asked again, I didn’t have to do anything, no kissing just let him show me how skilled he was. It was one of the best.Blow jobs I ever had. This went on weekly for months until I had to put a stop to it, because I was enjoying it too much and needed to move on. But Dam! The ugly ones work hard for it..

[quote] I don't care how great his blowjob skills are, I would not let something that looked like that put his mouth on my dick.

That's how you know these guys are actually straight.

Gay guys have standards.

Straight guys do not.

And I must say, the guy at R13 is really hot.

"Gay guys have standards"

Oh, my sides!!!

Apparently, R19 has never been outside a gay bar at closing on a Saturday night and watching "Bargain Basement Pick Ups" happen.

I didn't know that the late Biz Markie had a gay-porn whore son.

r20 You do this frequently? I hope things improve.

Imagine the stank wafting off that blow job rhino, in heat.

[quote] Award-winning obese blow job queen, Santanaxxl

More like Santanaxxxxxxxxxxxl.

I f you've eve entertained the fantasy of being sucked off by Cedric The Entertainer, this "Obese Blowjob Queen" is for you!

[quote]But Dam! The ugly ones work hard for it.

Wow, I just remembered a time many years ago, going home with a married guy. He was at least 25 years older than I, and while not the fattest or ugliest, I realized that, for once, I was the one out of his league (VERY RARE). Anyway, I was drunk, and he was nice. We started making out on the bed, and he quickly got my pants down and was kissing around my groin. I was a bit sleepy/woozy, and then suddenly - WOW! - he started to blow me in the most expert way I had ever experienced. It was like electricity surging through my body. I suddenly became very sober, very vocal, and very awake. That blowjob led up to some of the best sex I have ever experienced, even to this day. His name was Domenic.

He’s out here living the dream.

r26 We get your subtlety, OP. "Please really let us fatties suck your dick!"

Hoovering cocks and loads when he isn't hoovering garbage food. He should probably suck 5 cocks a day and take his mind off food.

I recall watching a couple of his videos when he first started out because I just couldn't resist seeing those hot fuckers cum, but I was quickly put off by the fact that he was wearing black rubber gloves for some reason. Does he still do that? Does he have the Michael Jackson disease or something? In any case, Teacake has a lot to answer for.

You can get herpes from someone blowing you.

R31 Herpes? I didn't think about that but, yeah, if they have a canker sore in their mouth. Ugh. Thanks for the warning.

R31 Thanks, Mrs. Thomas, high school counselor.

I lived in DC in the 90s and was a semi-frequent attendee at the DC Eagle. The back deck was frequently frisky on weekends after midnight. There was one bear there who was frequently on his knees, and who gave the best blow jobs. I mean truly fantastic with a very talented throat. He loved his job, and he was very, very good at it. I'll admit that I looked forward to seeing him there in the corner if I wanted to get off and go home to get some sleep.

What awards has he won?

Nobel cum guzzler of the year?

Reminds me of this Florida troll, who seemingly has endless finances to pay for the hottest guys to fuck him.

That other Florida troll who ran the Straightboyz website and nabbed even more gorgeous guys, was arrested in 2018 and is now rightfully in the slammer.

NASTY. I'd rather be celibate for eternity.

Isn’t that MAMA’s MUSSY at R36 ? ! ?