New 2025 Jardiance commercial features a gay baseball player and his team!

Deanna's thread.

The original commercial is still the best.

I miss fat Deanna Colon and her yellow dress.

Why is he pitching like he's playing softball?

Was that entirely AI or are any of the actors in the commercial human?

What if I have nearly all those side effects/symptoms mentioned in the commercial, yet I’ve never taken Jardiance?

[quote] What if I have nearly all those side effects/symptoms mentioned in the commercial, yet I’ve never taken Jardiance?

[quote] —russdog

Do you have an infection of the perineum, russdog?

This isn't exactly a new commercial. It's been out for several months. I first noticed it in March. I remember thinking the timing was good since baseball season was about to start.

My first reaction was that everyone in the commercial was gay. The singer clearly is and all the backup dancers look to be too.

I have type 2 diabetes but I manage it well.

Does anyone know who the ‘pitcher’ is?

Google search indicates its an actor named Ron Michaelson.

However, when you Google Ron Michaelson, you get an actor who looks similar to the guy in the baseball commercial, but is apparently much older. That actor's IMDB even includes appearing in a Golden Girls episode.

[quote] Does anyone know who the ‘pitcher’ is?

No, but the lead actor in this commercial is definitely a "catcher."

The singing doesn't seem to match the body it's coming out of.

The faces of the players on the bases are blurred.

I'm sorry, but every iteration of this commercial has been a shadow of the original starring Deana! Watching Deana, you know she's going to be a star! I'm quite surprised she wasn't cast in Wicked (the motion picture) and hope that Hollywood will move beyond their lack of imagination regarding what a woman's body can look like and allow Deana to play the lead in the inevitable Evita remake and not that awful Rachel Zegler. My only critique of Deana might be her pony is relatively close to the ground and low energy.

Jardiance is trolling us at this point. This was a commercial made by AI while the Marketing people were drunk as fuck

Have any of the members of that big-bellied team experienced "bacterial infections between and around the area between the anus and the genitals?"

I see many problems with this medication and I'll be doing more research on it.

Deana is a DL star R14! And that's all that really matters.

Softball!

I take Farxiga, R16, a similar SGLT2 inhibitor with the same warning. The cardiologist warned me, too: “it’s like jock itch on steroids” but thus far, no issues.

[quote] I'm sorry, but every iteration of this commercial has been a shadow of the original starring Deana! Watching Deana, you know she's going to be a star!

You WILL love me!

Deanna has a circle of five Eldergays dancing in bikinis, to Janet Jackson's "Miss You Much."

What in the hell is wrong with this woman??? Lol.

I think that Deanna is secretly a gay man.

She loves everything that I love.

This Deanna creature tries so hard, I can smell the desperation—as well as the gunt sweat.

"Call you doctor if you have swelling in your genital area"

Thank God, Warren wasn't on that drug back in the day, or we would have needed a live-in doctor.

[quote] Call you doctor if you have swelling in your genital area.

'Taint nothin' to worry about.

I work in Marketing and I just can't imagine the exec meetings when these things are pitched. Or when they see first edits.

It's so fucking corny - the fake popcorn buckets, the dog with the bat - the dance routines.

I just don't understand how this got green-lit. Worse - what were the concepts that got rejected?

it does seem like they are 'jingle' focused and need to have something that goes with the Jardiance 'song' they purchased. But this shit?

It does get us talking about it - but not for the right reasons.