When will Patti LuPone come out of hiding?

Hopefully never.

She has nothing to offer this world.

She should Greta Garbo herself.

She's not in hiding -she's in rehearsal.

The Broadway World has never loved her more than it does now.

Because she has finally STFU and is in hiding.

She is booked to be on Andy Cohens radio show coming up. I think this is a bad idea because he always goats her into trashing people.

He’s an asshole this way.

Because Patti to trash someone is so difficult…

I love her!

What "New Yorker brouhaha"?

Nevermind. I just Googled it.

She told no lies and did nothing wrong. But, ok.

Who?

R8 Tell me what's going on. I don't feel like Googling today. What did Patti do?

Here’s an overview.

Patti served white wine with beef, R11.

I don’t know about wine, but as far as Patti is concerned, it’s always a beef.

Patti served white whine with beefs.

Patti doesn't have to do anything else. Audra not only lost but her Tony performance was a flop.

She shows up in And Just Like That next week. She's bound to do The Tonight Show or Colbert.

Marry me r14

But does Patti have white wine on her beef curtains?

I'd love to lick Patti's beef curtains.

And suck those big cow tits.

Do you think Patti breastfed her husband?

Patti had her beef curtains licked in "Hollywood". Great scene.

I didn't know she was so good to Aubrey Plaza. Patti had a kind side.

Cow Titties! Cow Titties!

Who needs em!

R4 “goats her”

oh dear.

[quote]She’s kept a low profile since the New Yorker brouhaha.

It's Crisis PR 101 to lay low for at least six months after a major public affair.

*lie low

[quote]her Tony performance was a flop.

Not according to Jesse Green, apparently:

[Quote] her Tony performance was a flop.

I thought it was utterly brilliant, actually