Diddy Might Walk Away Scotch Free

He’s easily as beloved as the I Believe I Can Fly molester.

What about Painter's Tape Free?

Or, you could go the other way...Rum Free.

Or Irish Free.

Another OJ?

Scotch free? Oh, dear...

Do OJ and scotch go well together, R3? I always use vodka...

Whiskey or whisky free?

Yeah, but the vodka will get him.

This begs the question: will Diddy walk away tasking tape free?

I'd prefer to walk away Tequila free.

He certainly isn't baby oil free.

They don’t have the votes? Huh?

Make it...pink.

He doesn't have the cards!

No verdict today. Jurors sent back and will continue to deliberate in the morning.

The longer they take the better it is for Combs,yes?

Jesus H, if I never hear another word about baby oil for the rest of my natural life, it will be too soon.

I hate the smell of baby oil.

They have verdicts on four of the five counts. But they won't announce that until the fifth count is settled. So he could be guilty on the four, but possibly not-guilty on the fifth.

Does "Scotch free" mean he'll don a kilt and do a little jig as he leaves the courthouse?

"Scotch" free?!?

Even if he’s convicted on some or all counts, these are all federal charges pardonable by the president. Our current so-called “president” loves the very rich and famous. And while he also detests anyone not white, it’s the rich and famous part in this defendant’s case that makes his blackness a mere inconvenience.

In other words: I’m afraid of a scenario where Diddy is convicted and then pardoned by the Fat Orange One. Hoping it won’t happen but won’t be surprised if it does.

[quote]Diddy Might Walk Away Scotch Free

Or we could go Dutch.

I hooked up with a guy who seemingly had a baby oil fetish. I’m left still triggered by the smell. He wanted to hook up again and I asked that the oil be scent free. He hung up on me.

He'll get off. And he should.

Hasn't he gotten off enough already??

Silly, felons & prostitutes no longer go to prison.

^^^ Nowadays they marry each other and live in the White House.

One would think, r24...

I don't care. I really don't. If he's convicted, Trump will pardon him. Either way, he'll never recover from this.

Hey, he made a mistake.

What exactly were the charges again?

It seemed to me a lot of people willing to do anything to get close to fame or hope to become famous.

"Sean "Diddy" Combs is facing five federal criminal charges: racketeering conspiracy, two counts of sex trafficking, and two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution."

Transportation to engage in prostitution? Seriously? The racketeering charge seems difficult to prove - and the sex trafficking, sounds related to the transportation charge.

I'm not defending him, but a lot of this seems a bit of overreach. People claiming they were drugged - how do you prove that?

...Or at least martini-free.

Hon, for the record, its "Scott Free"

My guess is they've found him guilty on all the charges but the conspiracy. That's the most complicated one and even a lot of legal commentators have said it's questionable if it really applies here.

Well, OP meant well, but shows how he is not too intelligent. But props for trying to play with the big boys here. Diddy will walk,

I guess you shouldn't kick the shit out of your girlfriend in videotape.

This... is a hi-tech lynching.

R36. Oh Clarence, we know both you and Diddy are guilty. I just wish you had a BBC like the others.

Quick invest in Johnson & Johnson

Well, if he does walk off scott free, there's a good chance there's a scotch (or whatever) bottle waiting. Unless, he's getting alcohol on the inside somehow, his tolerance is down to zero. If he parties where he left off, he may very well have an Amy Winehouse experience.

I think he will likely be more spice rum prisoned.

[QUOTE] They don’t have the votes? Huh?

The prosecutor, R10. It doesn’t look like they have the votes.

malapropisms r us.

This website is unlike any other. Someone makes a mistake in the first post, and half of the responses are about the mistake and not the topic. Welcome to Data Lounge.

r39 "scott free"

OP "scotch free"

Goad lourd

[quote] Someone makes a mistake in the first post, and half of the responses are about the mistake and not the topic.

As they should be.

R4 😂. Who knows but the Feds have like a 99% conviction rate.

OP Is that Scotch & Water Free or Scotch On The Rocks Free?

Convict this criminal and hold him accountable.

They are stuck on racketeering. That suggests they have found him guilty on at least some if not all of the underlying crimes. Otherwise, they’d have no reason not to also acquit on conspiracy.

what's his sentence going to be like if he's guilty of everything but racketeering?

Are the jurors…..?

^^black?

r52 bribed? Quite possibly.

Scotch Rape