Jimmy Swaggart is dead to me

Good riddance to a worthless piece of shit.

At last!

whoremonger

I am amused.

One more grave to piss on.

Ding dong, the Witch is dead.

^^meant to add: "may he find the reward he so richly deserves"

but apparently got trigger happy

Fellas, I’m surprised at you.

You should never speak ill of the dead, only good. Jimmy is dead. Good.

He has sinned no longer.

Okay Satan: now do Dump.

A feel good story!

A day of jubilation as another one bites the dust

I thought he died years ago.

He was 90 - not a huge victory.

No one would have known about the prostitution events if he hadn't gone after another minister for the same thing.

That evangelical crap is just show business for religious people. They'll never admit it - but it's entertainment.

I thought I heard the gates of Hell opening up.

Praise, Jebus!

He seemed sweet.

A little good news today, at least

Oh this bad. Now have to go to wave and do the squinty eye smile at ANOTHER funeral? First, Popeyman dies and ruins my birthday. Now Swagger bragger man die? Sigh. Melania not having the hot girl summer I been planning,

YAY!!

[quote] I thought I heard the gates of Hell opening up.

First he has to stop at the Pearly Gates and repeat this scene. Then…

He saw his champion secure the second term, knowing the evangelicals will hold the courts for the next fifty years, at least. I dare say he died with a smile on his face.

He will lie in state in the Rotunda, then be buried at Arlington.

He always looked to me like a very SMELLY person.

Ninety years was much, much too long, God. WTF was your point?

Amen.

Celebrate if you want to heathens. Jimmy is giving Jesus a lap dance right now. Praise the Lord!

Swaggart's cousin was the super creepy Jerry Lee Lewis. What a family.

That’s one fuckface I’m glad is off the planet. Hypocritical scumbag.

R27 Mickey Gilley too.

I always preferred Alec Baldwin's version of Jimmy Swaggart to the real thing.

Satan has added on a new soldier.

Who's had him?

Sweet karma. From The NY Times:

[quote] Mr. Swaggart had also cast stones at another prominent Assemblies evangelist, Marvin Gorman of New Orleans, accusing him in 1986 of being a serial adulterer. Mr. Gorman denied the accusations, though he admitted to one “immoral act” with a woman. He later hired a private detective, who followed Mr. Swaggart and took the photographs in New Orleans that sparked the scandal.

Why not Trump?

I get these assholes all mixed up. Is he the kne who looked like a reptile?

[quote] I thought I heard the gates of Hell opening up.

That could’ve just been Muriel uncrossing her legs.

Remember how Jimmy wore a bandana as a headband to look "street" when he went to visit the prostitute? Gee, you can't tell it's Jimmy Swaggart at all!

Hardly anyone remembers how huge this scandal was, but Jimmy was on the covers of both People AND Time magazines!

And they thought the gays wouldn’t end Pride with a bang.

[quote] I get these assholes all mixed up. Is he the kne who looked like a reptile?

I think that's Kenneth Copeland.

We are richer for having lost him.

[quote] Who's had him?

This is not the time to talk about a long ago gentleman caller.

Aw, heck.

Time

People

That's the first of three ...

[QUOTE]—it's too bad twitter image preview doesn't work anymore

It does if you replace the "x" with "twitter."

It took me a while to find this thread.

I guess nobody really remembers this scumbag hypocrite anymore.

Good. One less.

Right about now he is regretting he didn't "revert" to Islam. He would be able to partake of those 72 virgins, Alhamdulillah! Of course, Swaggart would much prefer 72 whores.

Pastor Jimmy still tweeting

[quote]I get these assholes all mixed up. Is he the kne who looked like a reptile?

You're going to need to narrow it down more, r35

He has to have been irrelevant for decades because I thought he was already dead.

OP "A horrible, awful man"

Ya ain't see nothin yet!

Guess he knows by now, huh?

R49 & R53, yeah, very few replies to this thread. It shows he hasn't been relevant in many years.