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I played bingo last night

Every time they said "B 14" I was like "Please! Please! YES!!".

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2025 3:04 PM

I don't ever want to hear that B 17 again..

by Anonymousreply 1July 1, 2025 7:39 AM

This is embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 2July 1, 2025 8:31 AM

I interviewed for a blacksmith job yesterday. They asked, “have you ever shoe’d a horse?”

I said, “no, but I once told a donkey to skedaddle.”

by Anonymousreply 3July 1, 2025 8:51 AM

OP, I bet that killed on the vaudeville circuit.

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2025 3:04 PM
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